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Joined April 2019
We gonna go over this every time she wears the Afro.
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βThere goes my baβ¦.β
Wyd if Usher starts singing to your girl??.
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I ainβt gonna lie I give a lot of fucks.
Akon defends Nick Cannon having numerous kids with multiple women, says events with children like dance recitals aren't important:. "That's a White man's thing. Who gives a f*ck about a recital?".
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Taught my daughter how to jump ropes. Watch my son at the end ππ
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Tryna help my daughter master this gymnastics stuff. I donβt know shit about gymnastics ππ
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Canβt Watch my babyβs journey and tell me God ainβt good.
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I crack so many jokes on here nobody would even know Iβve been stressing the last couple of months. My daughter was born with an abnormality. After months of trials and errors, casting and re casting her legs Iβm happy to show the world the progress. Bday wish complete!!!
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Direct deposit: $1400. *Me at a Jamaican restaurant*. Lower your fucking voice when you taking my order.
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When a Haitian tells you βfΓ¨men bΓ¨k ouβ.
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R.I.P salop.
The 'World's dirtiest man' Amou Haji who last showered 65 years ago and lived on a diet of raw animal meat and a pack of cigarettes a day. passed away at 94. He believed soap & water would make him sick. ππΎπ
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R.I.P Prince Phillip. Gone too late π.
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Baby girl came a long way to be jump roping like this. We gonna celebrate every time ππΏ.
Canβt Watch my babyβs journey and tell me God ainβt good.
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When she accidentally say βbiiiitchβ while telling me the zin
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Confidence starts at home. Be sure to hype ya kid(s) up.
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Her: she doesnβt have to know . Haitian Men: bitch you got me fucked up if you think Iβd cheat on my Queen. gyet manman-w
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Iβve never seen a gouyad with technical difficulties.
PurΓ©e faut pas faire des bΓͺtises comme Γ§a sur le kompa pardon
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Hereβs why itβs important to teach your kids to never let anyone touch their hair.
So my daughter went to school with her hair out and they sent me a picture of her and her best friend but it was a Live Photo so I pressed and held it and itβs this daycare blan lady playing in my daughter hair before the picture. π‘ π
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Rest In Peace to all the Haitians that died in the earthquake. ππΉ.
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When I send βπ₯ π β that means you too souMoun for me. Iβm bout to fall back.
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Direct Deposit: $1400. *Me at a Haitian restaurant*. βMinnin kabrit la tou vivanβ.
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If I write a Creole kids book yβall gonna support?.
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Nigga making ravèts.
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Her: you probably in Haiti cheating on me. Me in Haiti:
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Iβm in my plate but Iβm in hers tooπ¬π€π
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This one right here. βIβm just wait for de bus. β
Which is the best video to ever exist in the Internet.
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Not the fucking sΓ²sbwa.
Found out my Neg got a baby on the way so I congratulated him with home a cooked Haitian meal π₯ #HaitianWomenAreTheBest
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This what I mean when I say βfemin bΓ¨k ouβ
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Dude came and sat by me and spoke Spanish for 3 hours straight. π€£π€£π€£
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I asked my daughter βwhat do you wanna be when you grow up?β She talking bout βI just wanna be meβ π€¦πΏββοΈ.
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As a man you gotta be sanwont for your dame. When sheβs mad at you you still gotta text/call her to give her the opportunity to ignore your ass π€£π€£.
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Proof that Haitian men donβt cheat. Haitian women got 24 hours to respond with their proof
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You know the mayi moulin good af when it starts to tousé in the chodyè.
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Them Zoes told him leave the grimas at home.
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Haitians before opening a mystic drink
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Jollof rice, jollon rice, Jamaican rice, Chinese rice, doesnβt matter! Haitian rice with the sweep.
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Haitian parent will open their dyΓ²l and say the worst type of shit to their kids and wonder why their kids donβt fuck with them.
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I dated a dame that didnβt like the fact that Iβm βtoo activeβ in my kids life. I dropped that hoe so quick.
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Haitian dames on the timeline be like βIβll be cooking with my mom this thanksgivingβ whole time they only pileying the epis. MantΓ¨z.
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Paran ayitian pa respekte/sipòte lè wap fè biznis
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God you really came through!! Itβs like nothing ever happened
I crack so many jokes on here nobody would even know Iβve been stressing the last couple of months. My daughter was born with an abnormality. After months of trials and errors, casting and re casting her legs Iβm happy to show the world the progress. Bday wish complete!!!
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I started reading Haitian creole books to my daughter because #TeachYourKidsCreole is a lifestyle. Iβll be keeping a thread of books Iβd recommend for your kids in case youβd like to do the same.
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Iβm on FaceTime with my daughter and sheβs mad at me π©
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Edeβ m Bondye Tanpri.
What does EBT stand for?.
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Find your person and be happy paske deyo a pa bon.
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The way I wouldβve chased usher out his own concert bout my Keke Palmer
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This what I mean when I say βmesye dameβ.
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Kenbe kΓ² w jojo. Moun mwen yo poko antre.
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Zoe papi hit the βsezismanβ at 0:14.
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Back then they didnβt wanna claim it now itβs hot they all on it.
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Bout to start selling bottomless ti karΓ²l
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My daughterβs legs getting back to normal after months of weekly visits to the orthopedist.
8. Quote this with your favourite moment/picture this year.
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Im telling my kids this is psalm 23
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Give my son a few months and heβll be a pro in speaking creole
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Haitian parents Haitian parents.Talking bout their VS talking bout .Kids The vwazinβs. Kids.
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My daughter was stepping on necks the whole show. Part 1
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If you knew what these little legs been through youβd understand my excitement
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βYou Zoe?β. βYeah!β. βOh thatβs whatβs up, sapasay, i got a couple homies that are Zoes. I fuck with yβallβ.
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So my daughter went to school with her hair out and they sent me a picture of her and her best friend but it was a Live Photo so I pressed and held it and itβs this daycare blan lady playing in my daughter hair before the picture. π‘ π
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Heβs dirty, sheβs dirty. Theyβre Yanks!.
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My son was whistling this morning and I said βyou know back in Haiti I couldnβt whistle around adult because itβs rudeβ this nigga said βbut this ainβt Haiti thoughβ
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βGad eta wβ is top tier insult.
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Taught my son how to fix his phone. He thinks he in tech now lolπ€£
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You thought it was LilHaiti State University huh?.
I thought LSU was in Florida πππ.
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Buying land in Haiti is scary cause you can have paperwork on a land and 6 other motherfuckers got the same paperwork.
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Hereβs a clip of me teaching my Haitian princess my favorite song by king posseπ©πππΉππΉ
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Spreading love, one plate at a time β€οΈ
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You bout to make pate kΓ²de?.
Guys he bought me flours π₯Ή.
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You got a Jamaican flag in your bio you already tried the deadly rice, youβll be okay.
No suicidal shit but I wanna try Haitian food ngl.
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I just wanna see all my Haitians get rich and give some back to Haiti.
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Happy bday to Lifeβs greatest gift to me. You are loved today, tomorrow and forever. π₯°π
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When I send βπ©Έπ§’πͺβ that means Iβm tryna hit it san kapot Cherie.
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I mean yeah yesterday was #WCW but yon belle fanm tankou w beswoin yon jou pou kΓ² w!ππ€
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