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One of the most interesting things to come from this pandemic is businesses implementing processes they should have been doing anyway
Thank you Marc at our West Plano, TX theatre for sanitizing our auditorium seats before each movie. We appreciate you!
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The “I can care less than you do” contest
Dating 101: what are some pet peeves of this dating era?
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A lot of comments saying “I thought the club would be like this”
Pre bottle service era, it was! Now yall just flex and stare in the club 💀
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“6 figures is not that much” - someone who don’t make 6 figures
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Tenants: I have no income to pay the rent
Landlords: your rent is my only source of income
Both:
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Getting a kid dressed for kindergarten in your 40s >>>> trying to relive your 20s in your 40s cause you spent it taking care of kids
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I want y’all to accept sometimes someone’s money is just longer than yours.
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UberEats calculating your total for a $10 meal
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“Look guys! We’re cleaning the seats after EVERY use!”
Like, what were you doing before lmao
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A 60% marginal tax rate doesn’t mean if one makes $400K, they’d pay $240K in taxes.
It means one would get taxed at that rate for every dollar over the threshold they make.
For ex: if you make $401K, the $1K would be taxed at 60%
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Imagine being so irrationally insecure that you think a server calling you broke cause they hooked you up. I….
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Gym heads tryna hit their old max after not lifting for 3 months
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Sweden: “You first”.
U.S. State Department warns Sweden regarding
#ASAPRocky
arrest: "Treat American citizens fairly & with respect"
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The random stranger that yelled “Push!” from across the gym 😂 these are the positive vibes I want in the gym all 2019
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I don’t wanna be on this planet where niggas sexually harass their own mothers for clout. Send the flood
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I really pulled 518 lb x 2 (235 kg) yesterday lol this one of my craziest PRs ever
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Most annoying misconception. Introverts can be some of the most social people you know. We just need to recharge after and value alone time. Dassit
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It's almost like his issue is with corrupt police and not the military. Like he said all along
Colin Kaepernick was standing and applauding with teammates as military members were recognized. "God Bless USA" was playing.
#49ers
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455x4 yesterday.
Really didn’t expect this to go up but if you approach the iron with no confidence you’ve already taken the L. Tell the doubt in your head to shut tf up.
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When a dude tries to intervene in your set and meets your She Hulk alter ego 😂
Top set was 360.5 lbs x 2 (163.5 kg) stupid app cut off the second rep
Warmups shown - 341 lbs, 320 lbs
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🚨PR🚨
510 lbs!
Gotta make it competition official and then I’ll be officially be the strongest female natty puller in Texas 🤠
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A wagon.
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All this for 2 bites of cake & an oz of creme brulee RT
@bathemeinnudes
we faked a proposal just to get free dessert
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My company sent out an email about a chocolate chip cookie giveaway and my fat ass clicks on it. It was a test to see if we’d click on a phishing email 😑
I feel personally attacked!
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Nothing to promote.
Wear a mask. Wash your hands.
Stop linking up with your peoples during this time.
One night ain’t worth your health or life.
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*Bane voice* So you came back to die with your city?
BREAKING: Sources tell
@MontePooleNBCS
that Kevin Durant will play for the Warriors tonight in Game 5 of the NBA Finals
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435x5 for yesterday’s top set. A 5 hundo attempt might be on the table next week 👀
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315x5 for my top set.
This time last year my hip flexor was torn and I couldn’t squat at all. Appreciate every victory in the gym, big or small
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I feel so much quicker off the floor when I deadlift with no shoes.
435lbs x5. It ain’t much but it’s honest work 🤧
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Desperation to be white-adjacent is a powerful thing
Trump's Latino support in Texas went from 18% in 2016 to 40% this year. Shit.
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I know I’m old cause nothing about this looks appealing
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480 lb top single.
I was still shaking off the ammonia at the end lmao
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533.6 lb (242 kg) American Record from prime time Nationals over the weekend 😊
My gawd I still can’t believe the speed 😭
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There was a dude at the gym who was hyping himself up to squat like 195 or 205. Like slapping himself, yelling...that kinda shit.
At first I was like what a bozo. But you don’t know where people at in their journey. He could be coming back from injury or sickness or something.
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And lastly! The grittiest, guttiest pull of my life.
524 lbs (237.5 kg) for a lifetime PR and broke the TX record by 16 lbs 🔥
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and finally! I WELCOMED MYSELF INTO THE 5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ CLUB!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾
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*loads 330 for squats*
Random gym bro passerby: “you good?”
Me: wym?
Him: I mean that’s a lot of weight
Me: no it’s not
Him: .....
Me: .......
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@k_plntt
They be coping so hard lmao it’s always “their parents must have money, must be a man sponsoring them, must be debt”, never “maybe this person just got it like that”. Tuff!
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IG saw it first ☺️
🚨PR 🚨 518 lbs (235 kg)
last warmup 496 lbs (225 kg)
Cookin up a lil ting 😈
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The scene with Nya enjoying her own damn company and not pressed to be with anybody? More of what women need to see
#AndJustLikeThat
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Sex is cool but have you ever had an argument go exactly the way you practiced it in your head and hit all the points you wanted to hit? Lool
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What is with skinny men’s obsession with hypothetically shooting muscular men LMAO
Are y’all ok
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370x1 for a grindy ass PR I did not think I had in me 😩
Finally achieved a 2x BW squat.
35 more lbs until I’m in the big kids club.
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Skip Bayless if LeBron threw his mouthguard at a fan, or left the game early
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Full 2023 Nationals recap!
Squat: 430 lb / 195 kg meet PR
Bench: 215 lb / 97.5 kg meet PR
Dead’s: 533.6 lb / 242 kg American Record, as posted before
1,179.5 / 534.5 kg total
8/9 day, finished with the🥈 podium spot in my weight class 💪🏾
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Dudes tweak their back on a 135 lb deadlift then try to tell everyone else that deadlifting will fuck up their back 💀
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Yesterday’s work. Nothing too crazy
Worked up to a RPE 7 single - 465 lbs
Warmups - 445, 425 lbs
Back downs - 335 lbs x4x5
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If y'all ever needed proof that people just read headlines 😂 RT
@Renene__
: Before y'all even ask yes. Yes he was
Police: Teen called 911 then walked out of home with mother's head in one hand, knife in the other:
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A woman deadlifted 585 and dude in the comments was downplaying it cause it wasn’t double overhand lmaooo
Are men okay?
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Shawty's walking barefoot on gravel, man. That lil white girl never stood a chance RT
@aleeyah405
: full video 👽
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At 25...insane lol
Baker Mayfield is the oldest of the four quarterbacks remaining in the AFC.
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"
@OhEmmeG
: twitpic you at your job when you first started vs you at your job now"
http://t.co/fjSHVel9HU
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Labeling women as the emotional gender is probably the biggest scam men have pulled off in history
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And then you grow up and realize that men coming back isn’t a compliment. Most of the time they just bored or just wanna see if they could still have you if they wanted you 🤷🏽♀️
All my exes still hmu you know why? Because I wasn’t the problem 🤷🏽♀️😭😭😭😭😅
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I wish there was a version of Call Me Everyday with just Wizkid
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My werk from yesterday. 460lbs x 4.
After the first rep, it felt like I had 2 reps in me tops but then you squeeze out one more rep. And then do it again. It truly is mental
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And the finale lift of the comp overall.
Deadlift 3: 220kg/485lbs
I could absolutely KICK myself cause I know I left 500 on the platform 😩
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@ArcherBelcher
@AlexBrooklyn14
By the line “give up most of your money”, I can tell you didn’t understand the original tweet so feel free to read it again
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Cooking again 😈
PR 🚨 520 lbs (236 kg)
Warmups: 501 lbs, 480 lbs (227.5, 217.5 kg)
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Under 25 Twitter is in such a hurry to lead the washed life, and I don't understand why. Enjoy the ain't-shitness of your early 20s, fam
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Had to send a big pull to put a bow on 2020 😄
🚨 PR 🚨of 513 lbs (232.5 kg)
Warmups - 501 lbs (227.5 kg) 474 lbs 215 kg) 452 lbs (205 kg)
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The CIA dropping another Twitter topic into the black community 💀💀
My date had to reschedule. I asked for a small inconvenience fee to reschedule. I love how he didn’t mind . I originally was gonna charge $50 then I realized it’s raining so I factor in the fact I could’ve been in the rain . It’s the little things like this that keeps you around
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A casual paused 452 lbs x 2 😮💨 (205 kg)
Warmups - 430, 408 lb
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I was deadlifting yesterday and one of my guy friends was loading the bar for me.
This guy walked by and was giving him props talkin bout “that’s a lot of weight bro”.
My friend’s like “that’s not me, that’s hers”
And he was like 🥴 and kept walking lmao
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If I may post this meet recap real quick 🤓
1,147 lb (520 kg) total on the day, 50 lb total PR 👌🏾
Squats: 380 lb, 402 lb, 419 lb ✅
Bench: 204 lb (92.5 kg)
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Let a white comedian have called a Black man out his name after a racial joke and the TL would be looking a lot different. But cook on tho
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It’s a $20 cover charge just to walk out the door
As an adult, you got to be ready to spend $20+ every day just miscellaneously.
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480 lbs x 3 (218 kg) 🤌🏾 it’s the hype for me! Love my gym fam
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Pay $550 and I’ll give you back $5500 sound like some Nigerian scam shit
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If you post a lifting vid and the lift has not commenced within 30 secs, I’m not watching it 💀
Pls trim your videos
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He wasn’t hating. If a coworker is getting what you think is special treatment, you’ll naturally have a certain impression of them. And now he’s grappling with how wrong that impression was
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Why not just take off a plate and perform an actual squat? What is the point of this lmao
➖ Squatting 675 lbs
➖ Box jumps with 50s
Myles Garrett is built different 😤
@brgridiron
(via
@MylesLGarrett
)
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lolol y’all so lazy. Just exercise and eat right!
.....
*downloads app*
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1) if a man randomly exposed himself to women on an elevator dude would be on the sex offender registry. Knock this corny shit off.
2) them dudes that touched her....how do you not wonder if it’s a setup? Mf’s see some titties and lose all sense
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Reminds me of that tweet that said when a woman’s done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR 💀
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