Evolution Earth: Darwin Awards!
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Fretting about The Extinction Event's economic impact is what one expects from a species obsessed with bitcoin & others' morals. Look up from the feedbag!
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Joined June 2009
Because our Earth System is slated to win a Darwin Award, and somebody has to do something, and do something soon -- Someone gotta slow this JATO Rocket Car of doom -- is that someone the US Department Of Energy? https://t.co/UQ6RO6Edzd
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Extinction: The EARTH System The sheer volume of our CO2 poop—the waste gas of combustion—harms The Earth System, then humanity spikes the ball by leveling mountains & forests. CAN YOU FIX STUPID? That is the proposition of The Darwin Awards! @DarwinAwards
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HOW Many ways will this planet's mammals try to destroy Earth? Planets also despair of their adolescent children's behavior...
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Earth Planet Darwin Award? Rubbernecks take note! A volatile Earth species is playing 'chicken' with itself. Fireworks will be visible from the The Moon, and Space Aliens are congregating at the Border to Party Like It's 1999. https://t.co/VVUrMuFCrq
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Evolution Bites Earth: Darwin Awards: The Security Enforcer
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CLIMATE DATA SPELLS DOOM Increasing faster than ever, atmospheric greenhouse gas levels just from 2005 to December 2022, with emissions increasing as fast as ever- spells certain doom. Check HS6! #globalwarming #climatechange #climatecatastrophe
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Trolling for extinction? IMO Humanity is an evolutionary dead-end because we are trolls. Troll behavior is baked into human nature (seemingly). The stupid angry part of innate human nature is increasingly increasing, and this troll activity is ripping civ to shreds. WDYT?
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Looking for those who remember the Darwin Awards Philosophy Forum. I am writing about the DAF, and the "Great Nonconformity" separating the peaceful internet from the Current Troll Era.
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I ran my Philosophy Forum on UBB Perl scripts in the 1990s we HANDLED trolls by igNORing them. Used self-restraint: a troll arrives, a troll is ignored, a troll leaves. The dawn of Troll Era was when troll began talking to itself by creating two accounts. https://t.co/J8XhawLOE6
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Donot want blue checkmark. Bluecheck is artistic handcuffs! I cannot edit the banner on my page, else loose that blue check. When you've got no #bluecheck, you've got nothing to lose. IF [ can't == cannot ] then [ don't == donot ] * Citizens For Sensible Language *
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Private Jets: Stupid Human Trick. Little private jets a'jetting willy nilly, as the trackers show. Those emissions do pollute the atmosphere of Planet Earth, and wash into sea to toxicify, acidify, and murder inhabitants therein. Destroying own habitat:: Darwin Award? Discuss.
I empathize with Elon Musk's concerns about flight tracking, which is why I am calling on Congress to ban private jets. The best way for us to keep billionaires safe is if they simply travel on a commercial flight surrounded by security and air marshals.
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Polar Bears (URSUS Maritimus) faced with habitat loss, move to a new habitat and breed with Grizzly Bears (URSUS Arctos horibilis) a sibling species. Interbreeding increases robustness. Pity HOMO Sapiens left no habitat for Denisovians nor Neanderthals. Heh. Heh.
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Too bad Homo sapiens did not leave any sibling Homo species' alive. We left no habitat for the Denisovians and the Neanderthals. Pity.
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Kinky Sex Saves Polar Bears From Extinction. This is not a drill, this is peer-review science. Some are uptight about 'weird' sex. But Polar Bears know a cross-species swing is a survival hedge in the game of life. ICE FREE EARTH will test the weakest link
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Evolution Bites Earth: Darwin Awards -- Polar Bears: Sexy Survivors
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Just relax and enjoy the FACT that nobody can control trolls. For a minute in 1991 humanity resisted "Feeding The Trolls." Then humanity collectively FORGOT TO IGNORE TROLLS but there is literally no other way. #DarwinAward
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To clarify, 10 commissions paid. I am not suggesting a mean $10 commission, please include a fair price. Thanks! I am a huge fan of comic arts. Finder, Sandman, and more.
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Evolution Bites Earth: Darwin Awards New series in censor-free zone🪝: The Darwin Award For Stupid Human Species Tricks. TOPICS: Look at hive. Look at humans. See the similarities? Vaccinations. Collective property? 100-sided die. Understand Peer Reviewed Research? #badschools
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FINALLY I can post ' Shit! Dinosaur ' Gadzooks! Dinosaur stares down Chicxulub meteor, fretting about the extinction event's impact on the economy. Dinosaur—dragon ancestor— is wearing a wristwatch. #artistsupport Artists! PLEASE draw that for me? Ten #Artists, ten $ commission
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Hello! I will continue contributing to the Twitterverse, and you can also follow me on POST NEWS. Please add your name to the waitlist here: https://t.co/1uaduMXqcD (I hear the waitlist is quick and you won't wait long.) --Wendy Northcutt, voice of the Darwin Awards.
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