Dutch Matrix
@Dapperwoef
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Simmer. From South Africa Also Fallout. Adult sharing adult thoughts. Unless I am not. #UbuntuZa
Wherever it is dark
Joined December 2023
Yes. I am Dutch.No. Yes. I don't know. There. I answered any questions you may have.
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Lord Plushinikins, an all powerful field mouse living in the veldt of South Africa.
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Oh hey! I am a bush! I produce oxygen, bees pollinate me and I provide nectar for them and oh SHIT NOOOOOO!!!
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One minute you are pinned to some guy's fridge yelling "EGGPLANT! EGGPLANT!" .The next you are homeless, playing chess. nearly starving with no eggplant.
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"And then the old bag dumped me! And I went out, shaved my face and got this pretty cool shirt. Next, I am shaving my head into a mohawk! I am going FERAL BABY!"
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Dottie "Eyebrows" Mayer rocked up at that the museum. Too bad the janitor staff tried to use her face as a broom.
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Rest in Peace, Hulk Hogan! You made my childhood pretty awesome!!
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*This is a TMI post alert*. I have been sitting on this loo, just freeflow shitting for a while now. Well, if they find me dead in this stall I really hope they delete the folder called New Folder (7) from my PC.
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They broke the bed. Upon waking, Anette got to repairing set bed. And so was born the idea for Denton's Repair Services.
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My wife bought me straight up horror themed underwear, with Freddy, Jason and Pennywise printed on it. Now she is legit going to get scared twice when she sees me get naked. .
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Past experience is a bitch. I had a friend who was a great guy but not very smart. His mother would cut his peanut butter sandwiches horizontally. And I would always associate that cut with stupidity. I have since matured in my thinking, so don't fight me.
@Dapperwoef I believe you. Self loafing is no game. That cut deep. Diagonally, but deep.
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Dutch walks in. Sees 5 stunning women .First there is panic. Has Dutch Died??.Then there is sweet bliss. Wait!! Is this Heaven?!?!!.
Sindi, Elara, Dani and Anahi meet Sloane Halverson from Season 1, and break down the connections they've made. #loveisblindsims #LIBS2.
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Aaannnddd I never heard about one of these artists. Look, I am old so probably why.
songs in Simlish 🎶 🎧 >>>.Check out the artists who learned Simlish for The Sims 4 #EnchantedByNature 🧚
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Rest in Peace, Ozzy. Your duet with Miss Piggy was legendary!.
Ozzy Osbourne, the singular metal legend whose Black Sabbath virtually invented heavy metal and in later years became a reality TV pioneer, has died at the age of 76. More on his life and legacy 🖤
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Now this is also a wallpaper!
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