Danny Salter
@DannySalter
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The lesser-spotted scriptwriter for all your semi-favourite unscripted YouTube channels.
Cornwall, England
Joined January 2009
I often get stopped in the streets by strangers who ask me where I buy my dope threads. Well, that's not exactly true. Okay, I haven't walked the streets or worn clothes for at least seven years. But if I did, I'd buy my happening threads from the official Basement Booty store at
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Why has nobody ever thought to make TV adaptations of the later Hitchhikers books by Douglas Adams? Isn't it about time Netflix remade them all from the beginning? Who do I need to telephone about this?
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My latest script for Decoding The Unknown should surface in the next few hours. But who's this unlikely character? (Not the guy on the right.)
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I’m trying to save up for a new typewriter after I lost the old one in a high-stakes game of ‘Hungry Hungry Hippos.’ So until the end of January, I’m offering a 10% discount on all official Blazement products from my ‘Basement Booty’ store at https://t.co/cm3ZhEOWbN Just enter
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Jeffrey Archer: A charming genius, a trailblazing politician, a talented best-selling writer, a lovable rogue, or just a massive bellend? My latest script for Scandal delves into the bizarre life and times of Baron Archer of Weston-super-Mare, otherwise known as Tuppence.
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Another two of my scripts landed on YouTube this week. On ‘Decoding the Unknown’ hosted by Simon Whistler, we take a look at why the 1995 film ‘Braveheart’ might not be entirely accurate, ponder over how much it really matters, and conclude that it might have worked out better if
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The next video to land on Decoding the Unknown has something to do with Mel Gibson, a blind minstrel, and how a talking pig was cruelly denied it's rightful Academy Award.
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The Rise and Fall of The Video Nasty! My new script for the 'Scandal' channel lands very soon. It takes a look at the censorship panic that engulfed the UK in the early 1980s, as batty old-aged pensioners led a revolt against the sickening vile filth that was turning our children
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After a month of living back in Rotherham, I've just found secret passages in our new house. This is EXACTLY what I dreamed about my whole life.
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Happy 2nd birthday to Woody Salter! We spent the morning chasing squirrels, and tonight we're baking rhubarb crumble.
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Sky Customer Services: "Please rate our AI Customer Agent out of ten and give us any feedback on how the experience could be improved." Me: "0/10. I would have been better off trying to conduct my business with a fucking pot plant."
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I saw a couple of furious comments from viewers of the latest CasCrim video on Sugar Land in which I gave away the ending of the 1995 film 'The Usual Suspects'. ("Danny, I officially despise you, I was planning to watch that tomorrow!") I get the point that not everyone will
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I should have a new Casual Criminalist landing tomorrow. I can't remember all the details now but I think it had something to do with a double murder in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
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"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss." Socrates, 420 BC.
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According to my Sinclair Pocket Calculator, I've gone for at least 6,205 dog walks in my lifetime. Still yet to find a single dead body.
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Due later today: My latest script for Decoding the Unknown salutes the forgotten fallen cosmic trailblazers who were wiped from history.
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My first script for the new ‘Scandal’ channel, presented by Jake Clapham! This one takes a look at the tragic suicide of a guest on a trashy and exploitative UK daytime TV show, and considers how the greaseball host failed to follow his own manifesto by manning up and growing a
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