Danny LoPriore
@DannyLoPriore
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@dannylopriore on IG....Anything I tweet isn’t serious or even true, I have a high school education
New York, NY
Joined September 2013
Didn’t expect this to blow up, come see me do stand up .
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Would people still watch love island if it was all obese people? I’d watch the fuck outta it. I’d host it.
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Man they messed up doing that basics punkanomics verse in Saudi Arabia, the pops would’ve been insane in America.
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Wearing light jackets with kangaroo pouches in them on airplanes> anything else.
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28 years later might be the most overrated movie I ever seen son.
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The biggest problem with 28 years later was that it was shot on iPhones. Other than that, it’s awesome.
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I’ve gotten so old I can’t even wear high top sneakers anymore.
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I love when my wife’s side of family comes over because she cleans the stuff she told me to clean out of necessity.
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Let him enjoy his month in peace.
Ashton Hall’s latest routine after losing to Speed 4 times in a row lmaooo . Bro was actually IN TEARS 😭😭.
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Rather get a 99 version of his frozen head.
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If you’re an establishment and don’t sell Coke Zero what the hell is wrong with you?.
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Bro wrestling is so back and for those that weren’t here you’re not allowed in.
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Who mixed and mastered this Wayne album? Sounds like I recorded it on my 2005 MacBook with a headphone mic.
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