Danielle Nicole
@Danielleandlils
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Mom to two kiddos, ED nurse, living in the great state of Maine. Mom and lifestyle blogger. #Mainemama #momblogger #lifestyleblogger
Maine
Joined September 2018
No husband cleans the house faster than the one just told that his in-laws are coming over for a last minute dinner. #marriage #MarriageTip #relationshipgoals
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I went 36 years without knowing that there was a special compartment in my washing machine for bleach. What mind blowing life thing have you learned recently? #adulting #AdultingAndStuff
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Just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out which side goes up when roasting a chicken. Is this what adulthood is all about? #adulting #AdultingAndStuff
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Do you ever just look at your toddler and think well played, karma, well played. #ToddlerLife #toddlermom
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Be careful who you surround yourself with. If they are stealing your peace then perhaps it’s time to reevaluate the relationship. This goes for ANY kind of relationship...a partner, friends, and family.
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Being a toddler is weird. First she’s mad the straw is not in the cup. Then she’s mad the straw is in the cup. #ToddlerLife #toddlermom #momlife
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Pretty sure my almost 3 year old just told her unicorn to sit the f*ck down. I’m officially revoking my parenting card. #toddlerlife
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Why is it that a child has to drag every single book, toy, crayon out into the middle of the floor 5-7 times a day? #toddlermom #toddler
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Hear me out...a snow day for parents. No work, no kids, just a day filled with friends, snacks and alcohol. That I can get behind. #snowday2020 #adulting #parenting
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Want to know what it is like to have a toddler? Imagine a tiny version of you sitting on your head for 20 minutes while you watch tv. Then every time you try to tell them to move they put their hand over your mouth and say “shhh mommy.” #ToddlerLife #toddlermom
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You know who never bothers dad while he’s in the bathroom? The toddler. That’s who. #toddlermom #lifewithatoddler
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Am I the only one that doesn’t fully understand perfume commercials? #Perfume #Commercial
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I got to say after stepping on LEGOS as a parent, I now understand how Marv feels in Home Alone when he steps on the glass ornaments. #parenting #momlife #HomeAlone
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Easy pumpkin cheesecake recipe up on the blog today! Check it out. https://t.co/oRwl5AZaHF
#Cheesecake #cheesecakerecipe #easyrecipes
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Reason why my toddler is mad at me this morning: because her requested chocolate donut is.....chocolate. #ToddlerLife #momlife
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Reason why my toddler was made at me this morning: I put her shoes on the right feet. #toddlerlife #lifewithatoddler #momlife
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So are we telling the kids that the Elf can’t come back this year due to the COVID outbreak in their village? Just trying to finalize so we can all be on the same page. #elfontheshelf #parenting #COVID
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See those gray hairs in the first photos? Yeah, me too! Thankful to have @GrayAwayEverpro on hand to help cover those grays up when I need to! Head to https://t.co/i0MmvE381x or @Walmart to grab some for yourself! #grayaway #grayawaypartner
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