Dan Atkinson
@Danatkinson
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Liver sausage, die a sausage.
Folkestone.
Joined May 2008
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Folkestone has gone Green! This was highly unexpected and very exciting.
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A lot of friends are urging me to protect my Wagatha Christie joke. Am I getting lawyered up? It’s all in here: https://t.co/GFKKvyS3rN
theguardian.com
Rebekah Vardy has made my ‘Wagatha Christie’ joke, from her case against Coleen Rooney, into intellectual property. If gags are bought up, British humour faces a bleak future
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Over at Instagram I have been doing stupid paintings. Due to a number of requests they are now available as prints. Do have a look. Thank you! https://t.co/3vu3ds54bG
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Someone once told me to never change, which means that all but the simplest of train journeys are now impossible.
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Just imagine 24 hours where you weren’t forced to think about the Conservative Party. Imagine.
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I must have missed the bit where Cincinnatus got a private jet back from the Caribbean in a desperate bid to become relevant again.
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I’ve got a fair amount of stamps and cash that will be unusable tomorrow.
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She was still a better Education Secretary than Gavin Williamson.
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My piece for today’s Observer: https://t.co/dxiWJ0vAdq
theguardian.com
My tweet went viral three years ago. Now, I can’t escape it and a pun is set to be my legacy
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I wish to make a brief statement. There seems to be some confusion over the origination of the phrase ‘Wagatha Christie’. The record proves my claim, and I am willing to take this to the High Court to have my satisfaction.
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As the trial begins, a commemoration of my finest moment. Complete with mis-spelling.
Coleen Rooney: WAGagtha Christie.
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