A sad ending to our beloved
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. She’s home now with her calf. She brought a lot of people from all around the world together & for a simple cow that was a huge achievement.
Fellas out there online hitting on women need to try harder than a “ your pretty” . The 38 year old middle eastern men in my dms have already written 6 poems & promised all their assets. Plus they sweetened the pot with a camel.
Do you think that when fish get thrown back into the water by fishermen they go swimming around screaming about alien abduction’s & other fish think they’re crazy & stop talking to them?
I woke up this morning with a terrible hangover to the sound of my neighbor mowing his lawn. I was going to get up but then I thought nah, he can just mow around me.
Women don’t ask for much. We want equality, respect , bodily autonomy, several jeweled crowns, 3 yoke of oxen, ample supplies, 2 large ( or 5 small) dragons, a pack of obedient attack wolves & pockets in every garment.
If you are scrolling through your timeline trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about , or you’re looking for a sign.
You are going to be okay.
Just breath.
You are alive and you matter.
How about not getting the kiddies a live chick or bunny for for Easter. It’ll just hype ‘em up plus you gotta care for it. You can get em little liquor filled chocolate bunnies & eggs. They’ll eat them and fall fast asleep. Then you can enjoy your day.
Allow Helga a moment:
I keep seeing “These men died so you could enjoy a 3 day weekend” . I’m sorry but these men whom we honor today died so we could could live free of an oppressive government, free from having every penny taxed & spent on God knows what. They died in the name
So then the personal trainer asked me what my fitness level was , and I said “Honey I just pulled an ass muscle crossing my legs”. Then I asked if they had any wine. Anyway I can’t go to that gym anymore.
I hate it when girls act like they’re too good for McDonald’s talking about “I care what goes into my body”
Girl I’ve seen your exes and you most certainly do not.
I made a risotto of mushrooms I foraged locally. Not only was it delicious but a welsh choir of purple elephants sang the whole Bat Out of Hell album accompanied by a light show.
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Sleeping and rest. Breathing is a bit raspy as pressure from her size pushes against diaphragm. Contractions have been going for much of night. Waiting for water to break and begin the delivery stage as she is likely fully dilated. 2 am update