One of my Coordinators been at his desk all morning just firing off emails into the ether. He might break the record for most emails sent in a work day. Nothing worth responding to at all but productivity levels off the charts from the outside observer. Unethical grafting.

Just bought FIFA. Scored a goal in my first match with Anthony Elanga. Turned the Xbox off immediately. Unrealistic bullshit.

Clock ticking down. Scores level. Defenders to beat. Step forward, Will Osula 👏👏👏

Disoriented stumbling around Streeterville asking anyone and everyone if they know how to play Center.

Ffs she’s better than Elanga

I wouldn’t waste a penny on Anthony Elanga to score a goal even if you gave me odds of +100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

So Dan Burn just scored for Newcastle against Manchester City but it was ruled out because he was offside but Ruben Dias pushes Dan Burn to make him offside which would be a foul? This officiating is so corrupt.

Might go for a walk mate #NUFC

Sandro Tonali: “After the second goal, I came to Eddie because, in the past week, people spoke a lot about our relationship. "I work every day with the gaffer. Our relationship is perfect - it is not broken." 🇮🇹⚫⚪#NUFC https://t.co/UXkNcMyCmp

Why did UIC hire this guy to perform at halftime 😭

i’m not kidding when i say that Giannis being a Kalshi partner should make him ineligible to play NBA games. if you for make him either divest or ban him you might as well just get Tim Donaghy back in the league for all the integrity the game will have.

Imagine telling 2013 Peyton Manning he needs to hand the ball off to Knowshon Moreno more often. Yooo roided up Barry Bonds why don’t you mix in a single every now and then? Steph Curry, more mid-range jumpers please.

Just seen someone on this app say Caroline Polachek relies on her voice too much. Wtf are we even doing anymore? I might delete, this may be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.

This is a horrific interpolation of potentially the most universally beloved song in the history of the entire world. I am 100% serious when I say the person behind this commercial should be sentenced to 18 months hard labor.

Bulls are BACK

Just fell to my knees in the middle of Jewel.

Folks think Giannis Antetokounmpo is coming to the Bulls but in actuality he’s expanding his investment firm’s reach and setting up shop as a landlord in Chicago. Shit is very sad.

I'm straight Moe. Anyway, full free episodes of Liberty's Kids on YouTube. https://t.co/AFZPgqWu2X

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“Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah have reunited” every other week since 2024 Bulls got them poor mfs out there acting like Ron and Sammi.