Dan Cooper
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Just finished this and the 2 people that come out best from it are Rob McElhenny and Ryan Reynolds.
Football, meet @TomBrady. All five episodes of Built In Birmingham: Brady & The Blues are now live on Prime Video. 🍿
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Seriously impressive drive from Lando. Ridiculous how much better this McLaren is than anything else on the track. Fantastic seeing Verstappen all the way down in 9th.
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Barnes > Gordon.
Harvey Barnes finishes of a BRILLIANT team goal as Newcastle draw level with Spurs 👏🔥
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🤣🤣.
Greenwood tries his luck from long range but blasts it miles wide. Good. 👍. 🔵 1⃣-1⃣ 🖤(73').
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Apparently they’re not just for transfer deadline day.
stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.
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Do not draft him again.Do not draft him again.Do not draft him again.Do not draft him again .Do not draft him again.
🚨🟣 It’s over between Armando Broja and Chelsea: understand the transfer to Burnley will be permanent. Broja will complete his medical in the next 24h and sign long term deal with Burnley. #CFC accepted conditions. Here we go. 🇦🇱
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Not even 15 mins of life in this tweet 🤣🤣🤣.
FACT: Source tells me #MicahParsons is NOT demanding a #Cowboys trade. INSTINCT: Knowing @MicahhParsons11 … if he did DEEPLY feel that way … he’d be saying it on Twitter. Loudly.
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For a player that never played a game for us it’s funny how divisive this decision has been. Aware he was always a PSR flip but I’m firmly in the pro-Enzo camp. I’m convinced he had a future at Villa.
Enzo Barrenechea’s debut for Benfica against Sporting? Pure elegance. We’ve sold this guy for £15m. The sell on clause is capped at €10m so we won’t even see a great return if he’s sold in a couple years for big money. Whilst we have Ross Barkley who can’t keep fit…. #avfc
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Unfortunately he’s definitely the one we can afford to lose. Would be a shame given he’s a Villa boy but post-injury he’s just not shown enough.
NEW: West Ham have made Jacob Ramsey our number one target as talks continue with Aston Villa. The player may have to accept he does need to, and with Salthouse as his agent, he will promote a move to West Ham. We plan to meet with the player in the coming days. @ExWHUEmployee
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Ok this is a banger 🤣🤣.
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All this to become Newcastle’s back up CF by September.
Yoane Wissa arrived on time at Brentford training ground this morning 🚨. One source has told Sky Sports News that Wissa does not intend to train with his team-mates. Sky Sports News has reported that Wissa is angry and disappointed with the club's approach over his future 🐝
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Basically we can’t sell Watkins and Rogers is becoming our most important player since Grealish.
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‘Rejected Villa’ 🤣🤣🤣.
Yoane Wissa has reiterated he will not play for Brentford again. The forward has rejected moves to Tottenham, Aston Villa and Nottingham Forest and only wants Newcastle United. Brentford will sanction an exit once they identify a replacement . #NUFC [@CraigHope_DM]
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That should be a proposal within 6 months.
there’s a couple on a first date next to me and they’ve been talking about moneyball (2011) for like 20 minutes. i hope they get married.
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There’s no way this is the same bloke who was strolling around Wimbledon 3 weeks ago looking like a Don.
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Wright’s face will never not make me laugh.
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If this is true this is how you nail casting a role. The perfect fit. I fear James Bond wont follow suit.
Brandon Sklenar out here training for his “biggest role yet”. Wonder what it could be? 🦇 🤔
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