RT @thejackbeyer: Huge Bummer. :(.

Today I waited 40 mins for a bus that's supposed to come every 10. Yesterday they turfed us off the bus because the one behind was "too empty" only for the one behind to "need a mechanic". @TfL and @SadiqKhan need to get a grip. #livid #lateforworkagain #delays

Classy blu-tack schlong http://t.co/wBkAGIJHzz.

Dear @Microsoft. I really miss the Excel 97 flight sim easter egg. Please bring it back in the next version. kthxbai.

RT @spazdiv: Unfortunate CNN text placement #royalbaby http://t.co/VwpSZLWZeS.

RT @FGW: We feel like giving away some tickets! Just retweet & follow for the chance to win 2 First Class returns on our service! :).

@EngDiscoLovers Racists always seem much glummer than those who dance to Donna Summer! #edl.

@EngDiscoLovers Don't succumb to racist rants. Get on down in disco pants! #edl.

Did any other #rdg tweeps see the Battle Of Britian flight go over just now?.

A new favorite: Lavender Town by Ian Weldele http://t.co/63zGzFxOwt on #SoundCloud.

My new sounds: PressurefairyAndDJFashion http://t.co/GsZRTzJ3F4 on #SoundCloud.

Loved @AngryShopMan's live tweets watching Starship Troopers. Is it too late for a #ff? I think not. As you were, soldier.

Mood. http://t.co/jHFgYnnvYM.

Just posted a photo http://t.co/UAuqGNDlcN.

"The definition of child entry varies by attraction". Your Honour http://t.co/OQHat4Nt0s.

Doing some homework for my new job role in Strategy. Ahem. http://t.co/mSn367wQVX.

Quote the blackbird, "how the fuck do I get out of here then?!" http://t.co/04hklWrQuq.

My Elite Dangerous backer's mug arrived today. http://t.co/XtIOtgiVRf.

Dear @Oracle. Please stop trying to piggyback junkware toolbars on your Java install. Not at all appreciated. Ta.

RT @HCTSFest: back at HCTS HQ booking bands for this year's festival. Any bands interested in playing should tweet us a demo on Soundcloud ….