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DameMaggieSmith

@DameMags

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Richard .E. Can't

South Kensington, West London
Joined July 2011
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
So, Trevor Eve's fucking his dresser. Always found his career unnecessary but they really should chop his ball bags off for this.
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14 years
RT @Mark1102 tell the nosey cunts to fuck off 💗 I can't condone such bad language. Especially not from one with numbers in their name.
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
How the good heavens does one answer a RT and RT in the same tweet ? Help!
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@ajBlakeOtt
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14 years
@DameMags Congrats on you Emmy win!
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14 years
@DameMags Have finally been to wath the final Harry Potter with my 7 year old daughter and must say you were fantastic, so sad its all over!
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
Thinking of closing down my account. Continuous messages from sad lonely trolls asking me all manner of puzzling questions. What is a RT?
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14 years
Breakfast with Alan Bennett. Horrified to realise midway through that he had his flies open. Thought it was another of his Talking Heads.
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14 years
@joancollinsobe has written a book. i told her 'who cares what other people think?'. the important thing is that she keeps trying.
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
Did anyone else see Winslet in Venice? I saw Sam only the other day. He's in utter ruins. I must say she's looking absolutely fabulous!
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
I remember when Helen called me up unsure whether to accept her Dame hood. She's pleased she did as its the nearest she's come to the Queen.
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
Watching a new play at the National. As far as i can make it's about a load of old whores. Larry would've loved it.
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14 years
I've said before, i'll say again. England's gone to the dogs since Larry died. Taken my pearls to Plowright for fear of Kensington looting.
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
More ADR today for The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. I don't know what John Madden is talking about, Penny Wilton & @JaneDudi look fine!
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
On route to Windsor for Penelope Keith's Summer Garden Party. Auctioning my Professor McGonagall hat for the Save The Children Foundation.
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
Toby is taking me to the matinee of Luise Miller. Grandage always asked me to work for him. Now i hear a lesbian is replacing him. Radical.
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
Its come to my attention i have a lot of homosexual followers. Some things never change. Off to @MichaelGrade's house for drinks. M x
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
Poor supper @Wagamama with @PrincessMichaelofKent. She had the ChaHan & i the ChickenUdon. £23! I remember when Uncle Ben's was cutting edge
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
@janedudi recommended her followers follow me. that reminds me of when Bill Gaskill said i was gonna be big. Whatever happened to him?
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
@anthonyblunn @thegambon's a liability. On Gosford he hadn't read it! @janedudi must work with him. They share that same slap dash approach.
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DameMaggieSmith
14 years
Tweerps, If you get me 50 new followers by Sunday when i see @JaneDudi i'll appear in a play for a director that isn't Anthony Page. Deal?
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