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👀 "How Friday’s work problems will be handled….Me: I am legally blind in my left eye and my right one is just for vibes." 😎🚶‍♂️.#SelectiveVision #FridayEscapePlan #CorporateBlindness #NotMyProblem #WorkplaceSurvival #WeekendMode
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Boss: "Bonuses are based on performance.".Me: Starts tap dancing, juggling, and doing stand-up comedy 💃🎤.#BonusOrBroadway #CorporateGotTalent #PleaseGiveMeMoney #DesperateButDedicated #PerformanceReviewGoneWrong
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💸 "I deserve a raise!".Also me: Takes two-hour lunch, scrolls memes, and forgets what I was working on 🍕📱.#PayMeForMyPresence #WorkSmarterNotHarder #LazyButEfficient #CorporateGremlin
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Me: "Call me if you need anything!" 📞.Also me on my day off: Throws phone into the ocean and moves to a new timezone 🏝️📵.#WhoEvenAmI #WorkWho #LostInTheWild #OutOfOfficeForLife #CorporateVanishingAct
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Me: "I thrive under pressure!".Also me: Forgets my own name when asked 😅🔥.#CrumblingUnderPressure #CorporateCrisis #AnxietyAthlete #SendCoffeeNotDeadlines #FlopEra
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HR: "Who should we contact in case of emergency?".Fresher: "Uhh… the doctor?" 💀😭.HR: aggressively fills out resignation letter.#HRHorrorStories #FreshersInTheWild #FirstDayFails #CorporateSurvival #IQLeftTheChat
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💀 "Talent? Oh, you mean my ability to make bad decisions under pressure?!" 😭🔥.#ProfessionalPanic #TeamBondingOrInterrogation #WorkLifeCrisis #MyTalentIsSurvival #SendHelp
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HR: ‘Communication is key.’ Me: Types everything clearly in email. Also HR: ‘Let’s have a call.’ MeetingFatigue #TeamsTorture #JustReadTheEmail #WorkStruggles #CorporatePain #WhyAreWeHere
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That sweet, sweet melody of corporate freedom. 🎶 WorkEscape #ShutDownOClock #CorporateJoy #OfficeFreedom #EndOfDayMood #NineToFiveStruggles
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Me & ChatGPT: The real dream team. AI does the work, I take the credit. 💃🤖 AIWins #ChatGPTBestie #WorkSmarterNotHarder #AItoTheRescue #DeadlineSurvivor #CorporateLaughs
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Me: Uses ChatGPT for my English exam. Also me in real life: ‘Sir, the rat has booked a suite.’ 🐭😂 #ChatGPTChronicles #EnglishGoneWrong #HotelConfusion #CorporateLaughs #WorkFails
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HR: ‘A raise is coming, be patient.’ Me: Checks calendar… ‘Did you mean in my next life?’ 💸 #HRFairyTales #CorporateScams #PayMeMore #WorkStruggles #EmployeeTears
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Every office has: The gossip, the snack thief, the ‘I’ll circle back,’ the sleeper, and more.😂 #CoworkerBingo #OfficeCircus #CorporateSurvival #WorkComedy #HRNightmares
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Me: ‘I’m great at keeping my emotions in check at work.’ Also me when THEY start talking: 😬🔪 #OfficePokerFace #WorkplaceActing #BarelyHoldingItTogether #CorporateStruggles #SendHelp
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Just following up’ – because ‘HELLO?! ANSWER ME!’ isn’t considered ‘professional’ 🙃📩 #CorporateEmails #PassiveAggressivePro #JustFollowingUp #ReadMyEmail #OfficePetty
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Microsoft Teams meeting reminder: Because this totally couldn’t have been an email… again. 🙃💻😂.#MicrosoftTeams #ThisCouldHaveBeenAnEmail #CorporateStruggles #MeetingOverload #WorkHumor #OfficeMemes
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Me training the new hire to survive office chaos like a true pro. 😎💼.#CorporateSurvivalGuide #NewHireTraining #OfficeHumor #WorkMemes #PassingTheTorch
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Me, acting surprised at work problems I fully expected. 🤡💼.#CorporateComedy #WorkMemes #OfficeHumor #SurpriseButNotReally #JustAnotherDay
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That awkward moment when you realize your job description didn’t mention ‘surviving daily chaos.’. 😅💼
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