Summer D
@Daisysummer05
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American 1000%, tried and true, and if you don't like it, screw you! Proud Vet, mother, and patriot. Bringing you daily Fun Facts 💡
Texas, USA
Joined May 2022
If anxiety were an intersection...... It would look exactly like this!!!
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@Daisysummer05 @JacobtheGamer_ Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe
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Yes!!!😂😂
@Daisysummer05 😂🤣 How do a group of 39 mathematicians get on a bus with 38 seats? They carry the one. 😂🤣💀
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I love it!!!😍😍
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Bahaha 😂😂😂 Me either! Coo-cooo
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@RealCandaceO I thought it was Israel, TPUSA, Mikey Macoy, Frank Tureck, Egypt, I can’t keep up there’s so many.
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If I can make even just 10 people smile.... Mission accomplished!
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Hey what do call a nervous javelin thrower? . . . . Shakespeare! 😂😂
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News in case you were actually working today!
In 24 hours.... •Elon wants Charlie to be person of the year •Gobbler pardons imminent •MTG is called a canary •Russia kills 6 in Keiv •Genisis Mission launches for AI •Ilhan Omar thinks Somalians but America You're welcome!!
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Hey I have a chicken haunting my house. . . . A poultrygeist . . . I might have to get an eggsorcist to help him cross to the other side!!! 😂🐔✝️🚸😂😂
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@CousinBenFromTX How do you make a tissue dance? . . . . You put a lil boogie in it!! 🫣😂
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Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hey whats leather and sound like a sneeze? . . . . . A shoe 🤧
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Hey I have a chicken haunting my house. . . . A poultrygeist . . . I might have to get an eggsorcist to help him cross to the other side!!! 😂🐔✝️🚸😂😂
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In a world of Ozempic..... Be beautiful and confident with your curves!!!
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Hey whats leather and sound like a sneeze? . . . . . A shoe 🤧
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