Forget zodiac signs.

Man.

Beheadings per capita at its lowest since the War of the Ring began, prompting calls for amnesty for the Uruk-hai (Isengardian Gondorians).

We’re going to win and it’s going to hurt us more than it’s going to hurt them because they’re psychopathic demons and we’re sensitive young men. But we will win nonetheless.

Melkor: not even once.

Western Civilization began in Númenor