"It would be like playing Super Mario World and all of a sudden Saberwulf shows up." Episode 206: Garfield

"I love the Power Glove... it's so bad." Episode 14: The Power Glove

There's dogs... clapping. I didn't even know that dogs were fuckin' watching!" Episode 74: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties Submitted by @thefartspider

"WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD NAME THEIR GAME COMPANY STD?!" Episode 147: Game Boy Accessories

"MAN, FUCK THIS GAME, FUCK IT TO HELL, FUCK IT TO OBLIVION, FUCK IT TO DAMNATION OF MANKIND!" Episode 37: Dragon's Lair

Abacus Global Management Announces Upcoming Conference Participation "@AbacusGM, Inc. (“Abacus” or the “Company”) (@Nasdaq: $ABL), a leader in the alternative asset management space, today announced its participation in the following upcoming industry and investor conferences.

"If you can't tell the difference between a snake and a rope, you're in trouble." Episode 93: Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

"So, I'm gonna consider this a movie based game... just so I can say it has nothing to do with the movie." Episode 124: Hong Kong 97

"Did you ever have to break a window to deliver a pizza?" Episode 24: Spider-Man Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)

"Aww, kick fuckin' ASS! Life is kinda cool sometimes. Episode 91: Cheetahmen Submitted by @poopybuttn1

"I mean, would you really need this to clean out a game? It's just as good for cleaning out your ASS!" Episode 92: Game Glitches

THAT MAN IS TAKING US BACK TO THE PAST TO PLAY SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

"Why isn't there a head strap?" Episode 42: Virtual Boy

1/ BIG NEWS: SHx Bridge This week, Stronghold is bridging SHx between the @StellarOrg and @ethereum networks using @axelar's secure interoperability protocol, unlocking seamless cross-chain movement. 🌉

"Well, there's no game here! What happened, did the programmers pass out?" Episode 90: Action 52

"Well, it's Halloween and... I gotta go babysit..." Episode 36: Halloween

"I'd rather get jerked off by a jellyfish while I eat a platypus's asshole! I mean, actually eat the negative space of its anus! So, fuck this game! Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!" Episode 184: Countdown Vampires Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)

"Why couldn't I have THOSE games when I was a kid? God dammit, I was born too fuckin' early!" Episode 77: Godzilla

"And why is there a door on it? Is this a video game console or a fuckin' closet?!" Episode 20: Atari 5200

"I'm going to delve into the fucking catacombs of Hell!" Episode 57: Dracula Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)

"Oh my God, it's the combined feces of all the animals I've ever compared video games to! All the dumps I'd rather eat or have in my ear!" Episode 226: Mario Paint

"IT'S HAMMER TIME!" Episode 19: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Part 2

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