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@DaikonForTurnip
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Pastafarian Grandfather Retired Nuclear Submarine Officer. Renewable Energy Executive. US Naval Academy graduate. Former Floridian COLORADO!!
Colorado, USA
Joined May 2007
Had a big visitor tonight. 2315 may 19th.
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I’m thrilled to support my friend @AmyKlobuchar for governor of Minnesota. I’ve worked alongside her and seen firsthand how she shows up, listens, and takes action to get results for the people she serves. Minnesotans deserve steady, caring leadership now more than ever - and
Minnesotans, we’ve been through a lot. And I believe this moment calls for grit, resilience, and faith in each other. I believe we must stand up for what’s right. And fix what’s wrong. Today, I’m announcing my candidacy for Governor.
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Open revolt is starting.
Don't doubt that Jay Powell is going to war. I've never seen a central bank release an evening video so directly taking on a head of state. In this case, the medium is the message: Powell is taking his case to the people.
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He tried to massacre us. Ok he didn’t but he was holding a gun. Ok he was holding his phone but he assaulted us. Ok he didn’t, he was helping a woman we beat up, but it happened so fast. Ok he yelled at us a few days ago and we were hunting him for sport. Ok but
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Elon BLOCKED my old account because MAGA is terrified of our new video. That's why the White House and Fox News are viciously attacking me. Share this everywhere so voters know the truth!
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Democrats and several Republicans just joined together to vote down a funding bill that would give ICE more money and resources to terrorize our communities. This is amazing. #ICEOffOurStreets
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You need to understand that one of the main symptoms of Malignant Narcism is SADISM. In other words, not only does trump do things to inflict pain and suffering, he ENJOYS IT!! BTW..Also a characteristic of a child sex predator!
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Kristi Noem's DHS just denied me entry to an ICE facility in Burlington, MA. She'd rather violate the law than show us what's behind the doors at ICE. Detainees here were reportedly forced to sleep on concrete floors with no showers. We must uncover the truth. #ICEoffOurStreets
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WOW! 👏Philly DA Larry Krasner: “This is a small bunch of wannabe Nazis in a country of 350 million. We outnumber them. If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will. We will find you. We will achieve justice.” #ICEoffOurStreets
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Breaking: Jennifer Jenkins has dropped out of the Florida Senate race, instead endorsing Alexander Vindman.
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BREAKING: Both the White House & RNCC have lashed out at the creators of this ad. It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!
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@DaikonForTurnip @RedStiletto_Deb @PeterTwinklage Well, that was a relevant response. You’re so clever! Your phony labels mean absolutely nothing. It’s all you have and I could give a fuck. 80 million of us could give a fuck.
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Wow. The woman who recorded Alex Pretti's shooting tells @andersoncooper she has still not been contacted by anyone in the federal government as part of its investigation.
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Notice how no one shot the man who lunged at Ilhan Omar, even though he did far more than Alex Pretti ever did. The stochastic terrorism fueled by Trump’s demonization of elected officials, American citizens, and immigrants is a permanent stain on American history.
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These idiots spent 3 days calling him an assassin, a domestic terrorist, and blaming him for “pointing a gun at cops” DHS account (and the video we all fucking watched) makes it clear that he never even attempted to reach for his gun. His family should sue a bunch of people.
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Your state has the 7th highest homicide rate in the nation — over double California’s. Spare us the grandstanding over “enforcing the law”— you’re a heartless fraud.
The deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti are regrettable tragedies. They could’ve been avoided—& further unrest can be avoided—if state & local officials work with federal law enforcement and stop encouraging civilians to interfere. There can be no mob veto on enforcing the law.
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Hey Greg Bovino, you are the “gestapo.” I’m an American. I have a right to call you that. Fuck off.
Greg Bovino is openly threatening free speech. He says if you call federal agents “kidnappers” or “Gestapo,” there will be “consequences.” That’s intimidation.
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Watch the pattern: A killing. A narrative. A label that turns a citizen into an enemy. And suddenly, accountability becomes “propaganda,” and dissent becomes “extremism.” This is how democratic norms erode — one word at a time.
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Kristi Noem refused to appear before the Senate Judiciary Committee all of last year. Now she expects us to rubber stamp her budget? Try again.
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It’s about fucking time that we saw a headline like this. ENOUGH!
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