The boy saw one of the birds that live at our house sitting on the roof just outside my office window. "I think that one is the daddy because it has a big belly." And now I'm off to the gym. Thanks, son.

Haven't squatted HEAVY in a year now. Over only been back training consistently for 6 weeks. This is only 10# off my lifetime best squat. I'll take it. And that comment my neighbor made at the end. 😆💪🏼

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#Dogecoin Is Still The Best Crypto! And #DogeDay420 Is Going To Be The Biggest Event In April By Far!!

Retweet this & spread word, tomorrow we storm the gates & travel to the moon 🚀 #dogeday #dogecoin

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If you didn't use the special silverware and flowery plates on a doily table cloth at Nana's house, did you even eat Easter lunch?

Just a cowboy headed of to pre-k on Western Day. When I was a kid western day meant wearing my regular clothes with a bandana. This kid has new jeans, a straw hat, and Caimans!

Kids are nothing, if not brutally honest. Usually, either one of two things happens. When they share their wisdom on a subject you're either laughing out loud or mortified.  Sometimes both.

Texas ice and snowstorm last week kept me working from home for a few days last week before I could venture into the office. My assistant wasn't much good, but I did enjoy getting to hang out with him. #workfromhome #dad2one

When you want to show off you Dad swag, you leave the labels on your new Wranglers and roll into @bucees like a BOSS.

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Throwback to our Disney vacation that didn't happen so we did a staycation instead. Monster Mini Golf! @ Monster Mini Golf - Frisco, TX

Here is an easy and inexpensive way to keep from getting your Amazon delivery stolen. https://t.co/0GbpS26G7X #porchpirates #amazondelivery #stolenpackages #amazonkey #amazontheft

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Gotta look good if you're going to see Santa and tell him what you want for Christmas. #christmaslist #christmasgift #listforsanta #lettertosanta #northpole #christmasphotos #santaphoto #giftgiving #wishlist #christmaswishlist #dad2one #dadofboys #dadlife

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Just a couple of athletes in an intense Rock/Paper/Scissors battle while waiting on our pizza. #dallasfoodie #dallaseats #dallasdining #canerosso #lakewood #woodfiredpizza #fatherandson

https://t.co/bnCASE6EHq Why would you want WiFi sockets/are they worth $? Definitely not what I expected. #smarthome #homeautomation #dad2one #smartplug #smartplugs #wirelesssocket #techdad