Dad Programmer
@DadProgrammer
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Joined June 2017
Programming my new drones. if( goingToCrashIntoEachOther) { dont(); }
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As a programmer, sometimes I feel a void. And I know I've reached the point of no return. #DadProgrammer
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How did pirates collaborate before computers ? Pier to pier networking
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I’m starting a band called HTML Encoder Looking to buy a guitar & amp ;
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As a programmer, sometimes I feel a void And I know I’ve reached the point of no return
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Why did the functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.
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Why don’t bachelors like Git? Because they are afraid to commit.
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Why does Yoda’s code always crash? Because there is no try.
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Two sql developers walk into a bar & then walk straight out… Because there were no tables they could join
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I was having a hard time understanding source control… but i’m starting to git it
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Why do anarchists like functional programming? Because it has no state.
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What’s the second movie about a database engineer called? The SQL
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Why did the C++ programmer look in the toilet? He was trying to CPP
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My girlfriend is the root of -100 A solid 10 but also imaginary
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Karl Marx would really not like Java He was really more a classless sorta guy.
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