For all these Americans thinking "we're amazing, fuck europe" the last time europe refused to piss about with you lot trying to play god, it caused the biggest financial crisis in your history. (Started because our bankruptcy rules are different than in the US)

Happy January the 3rd for those of us that celebrate it! #alaw

If you're a fan of a player or a league aka ""I'm a Ronaldo fan" or "I'm a premier league fan" you're the problem. You cunt. Congrats on making prices higher.

I was feeling we owe everyone some money for calvert lewin 2 mins ago. Then I remembered they gave us back Harrison so fuck em! Bouncing in Elland road now! #lufc

Absolute mentality monsters, always able to grind out a 1-0. Shame leeds dont have that kind of ability, right? #lufc #slidingdoors #twitterblades

Everyone really needs to check out this commentary man, hes made a song for stachosaurus now #lufc

Ok everyone needs to check out the Brazilian commentary of thus game. Commentator not only knows how to pronounce "rodon" but he just sang a song for calvert lewin that I intend to sing at Elland road for Bournemouth. #lufc #wollee

Hi everyone I'm here to ask for a little help on this request. My best mate Dave lost his brother suddenly last week aged 49. They went to the games together and with this in mind he wanted to see if people would join him in a round of applause in the 49 min at the Newcastle game

Clearly a lot of @lufc fans need to hear this. A player misplacing a 4 yard pass is not the fucking managers fault. Idiots.

Never actually met Chaz, but from our interactions on here I just know he is one of the nicest lads on here (not just on here tbf). Funny as fuck too.

37’ | SKYE STOUT!! Skye fires in a free-kick on the edge of the box! Kilmarnock 4-0 St Johnstone

If anybody i know took part in the pile on of the young Lass Skye Stoat on her signing announcement at Killie, let me know so I can block you. Fucking cretins.

I appear to have not got the 24 bus home and ended up in a country that is selling "NOT FUCKING CARLING"

Just caught a couple of leeds fans at Manchester airport putting #lufc shirts in front ofbmanchester themed rags. Gave them a salute. We're fucking everywhere.

"That's the tweet"

Well, if we're gonna be in a relegation battle, so are the scum! They had couple of moments but other than that I think we looked better (Harrison aside) #lufc

✍️ 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲, 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝗻! Sean Longstaff becomes our fifth signing of the summer, after joining from Newcastle

Too many morons just want signings regardless of if they are good enough. Spend spend spend! Like seth Johnson didn't happen. Right signings only. I trust them (until they fuck it) #lufc

Always there for others when asked, but when im alone I remain alone.