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Da Weege Man

@DaWeegeMan

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Always dreaming, always hopin', Always be closin'. I go to bed about 3 a.m.

Chicagoland
Joined April 2011
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
11 years
Like it or not, these little rascals are taking over the world. #MinionsBoxes http://t.co/rwvQLaRu9i
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
12 years
If Friday the 13th is bad luck, #Monday the 7th is surely the opposite. I have a feeling we're all gonna get real #lucky today.
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
12 years
Just remember: they're not really aliens if we let them into our hearts. Happy Bill Pullman Day, everybody. Let's do it up #bigwillystyle
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
12 years
LARRY BIRD STOLE THE MIGHTY WINGS?!? Excuse me while I go hit myself in the head with a frying pan! 🍳👦
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@TeamABRLive
Team ABR
13 years
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
My chewy bars all melty. 😩 #gooeychewy
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
Spilled a dollop of mustard on my shirt. #mustardstains #dijon @potbelly
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
Still cannot believe you are moving to Canada! #meegs @Mnhill7
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
That last tweet was from supposed to be from AZ, I swear. This whole thing is ruined now. Talk to you in another 62 days. #garbage
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
Tweet every time you cross a state line. Why? 'Cause it's BA. That's why. #traveltips #iminthesky
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
If the flight attendant pretends you dont exist when collecting the trash, resist the temptation to throw it at him #traveltips #iminthesky
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
Bring ya own snacks. #traveltips #iminthesky
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
A magazine never runs out of battery. #traveltips #iminthesky
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
Airplane mode is for suckers. #traveltips #iminthesky
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
Hey man, I'm lookin' to get a lane tonight. #noresponse. #vacantstare @Mnhill7 @kboz1117
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
Don't mind me, I'm just sunbathing and rolling in the grass with my wife and our #lemurchildren. #thisisliving @Mnhill7 @kboz1117
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
Fixin' for a nice shortstack for #brunch. A nice. tall. #shortstack.
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@DaWeegeMan
Da Weege Man
13 years
The gentleman in front of me on the #Metra opted to bathe in his cologne this morning. #nauseous #choking
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