If this tweet gets 500 retweets @dannyboy_34 will let us change his Twitter name to either @DantheCowMan, @ILoveJoeysWife or @biccepsfodayz

It's crazy to think that I used to be shy and now I'm not. I still love Pokemon though. The important things never change. #GottaCatchEmAll

I do my brothers homework and no one understands why. Don't worry, I passive aggressively only do enough for him to get a 97. #GotHim

Facebook told me I'm going to propose in just ten years. Yeah right. Maybe if she buys me a PACK. #RingsCostLike400SmashUpExpansions

I went 2 movies and had my ID checked even tho I'm 22. I told her I'd give her a PACK if she let me in but she said that made it worse. #WUT

How do I make you feel?

I made a shot during a basketball game today. I just wanted every one to know that. #imgoodatsportsipromise #smirking

When I incessantly ask polls on Twitter does it make you want to:

Big shout-out to the most important person in my life #LoveYou

So be sure to mutter it under breath so you can claim you didn't say it. #LoopHole #Passive #Aggressive

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I live by one motto: "Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff... Unless it's about packs, Smash Up, class, or Smash Up.

"Hey Brandon, do you want to hang out?" "Sure" "Jk I hate you." "Okay." *Under his breath* I really hate you, too. #PassiveAggressive

Hey, remember those times that I beat you at Smash Up, or really any game at all? Cause I do. I remember every. single. time. #Arrogant #Wat