Da BIG ALIEN ๐พ๐ซ
@DaBadAzzAlien
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Da Baddest Alien To Grace Earthโs Presence๐ธ BU๐ซ: @ujdabadazzalien ๐ฝ
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Joined August 2025
How many lick will it take for me to squirt on you? ๐ธ๐
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I miss the golden age of DVD where every menu would be like this
POV: It's 2005 and you fell asleep watching Prisoner of Azkaban on DVD
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Only fools would ignore spiritual rules like these:
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me after waking up one day, setting boundaries and never talking to certain people again
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Thatโs how I took it
people twisting glindaโs intentions in this sceneโฆ. yes, it had the unfortunate side effect of helping to solidify elphabaโs ww imagery. but that is the tragedy of it, she gave it with pure love and consideration for her elphie and it became distorted
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Me yesterday lol
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Yea I do shit like this so I know I need a female like me lol
Y'all on here having gender wars meanwhile I'm trying to be like this:
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Got my hair done ๐
whoโs tryna get me a mani/pedi? ๐ฅฐ
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๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ฏ ๐๐ต๐ช๐ฌ๐ด ๐ต๐ช๐ซ๐ฎ๐ต๐ค
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John Redcorn will forever be the best song from this album.
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If I won the lottery, I wouldnโt tell anyone, but there would be signs.
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About to go back to school for this ๐ฅฐ
so basically when a mortician dies they are going to their workplace. it's just that this time they are the patient ๐ค ๐ญ๐ญ?
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At the end of the day weโre all just kids with grown up money
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chudai ๐
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