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humble pharm'er; wiggling atoms
London, England
Joined November 2012
784. Some say he fed his newborns whey protein powder instead of formula.
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Sell.
a special pain is when you’re in a fine dining tasting menu place and you have a dawning realization from the first few courses that it’s mid. now you’re stuck in michelin jail for hours
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783. Some say he realised that riding a bike in 0 degrees C wasn't such a good after all.
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782. Some say he has the masculine urge to buy an ex-police bike, and part the traffic like the Red Sea.
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781. Some say, much like a chimpanzee, he has an incredible short-term memory.
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780. Some say he always handwashes his pants in the sink because he "doesn't want to catch any diseases".
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778. Some say he’s a like a beast of burden that needs to yoked to a plough otherwise he tends to self destruct.
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777. Some say he listens to San Francisco air traffic controller chatter when he’s programming.
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“People hated him because he told the truth”
I seem to have upset people by pointing out that if the 70m people in the UK, only 32m pay income tax. Of those 32m, only about 9m are net contributors to tax. So in our hypothetical street, just over 13% of houses put in more than they take out... and other households resent
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776. Some say he has random Ukrainian women sliding into his DM just because he’s a “golden retriever-type of guy” from New Zeeland.
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775. Some say he thinks studying civil engineering is dumb because he finds building bridges intuitive.
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MOGE* Britain has ministries, not departments
My first Public Accounts Committee action today - I am looking forward to holding the country's most senior civil servants to account on how billions and billions of our tax is being spent. We could call it DOGE.
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774. Some say he thinks we should take video game NPC welfare more seriously. Much like shrimp, logic gates and digital feedback loops are capable of suffering too.
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As we diligently labor in the service of God’s Kingdom, let us be neither hasty nor superficial. Let us dig deep, unhindered by worldly criteria, which too often demand immediate results and disregard the wisdom of waiting.
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771. Some say as a catholic, he always locks his door on Guy Fawkes Day.
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