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⠀⠀ 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐑 ⠀⠀ B͟I͟G͟ ͟T͟I͟T͟T͟I͟E͟D͟ ͟D͟W͟A͟R͟F͟ ⠀⠀
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⠀⠀ There are plenty days I hate being so short .. and plenty days I fuckin’ love it. ⠀⠀
ᅠ Don’t mind her, fresh out of a late-night workout … 𝐇𝐞𝐲, how am I looking .ᐣ — as if I was built in a lab, right .ᐣ.ᐣ ᅠ
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⠀⠀ Hey so , askin’ for a friend. Is it too early to start showing some ass .ᐣ ⠀⠀
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❝ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨 ••• ••• 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣’ 𝙙𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙮——! ❞ ♡ + ↻
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⠀⠀ Murray always had a backup ready , just incase she was generous. Downing her second cup very quickly. ⠀⠀
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ A small nod, the yordle continued drinking. . Her ears fluttering softly, man that taste was nice, even if that. . Tingling burn . . Was overpowering .
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⠀⠀ Brows raise , scanning the woman from head to toe. ⠀⠀ “ Well .. whenever you do .. hit me up. ~ ” ⠀⠀
ᅠ Hm, we’ll see. Maybe … one of these days, I do end up showing some skin. ᅠ
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⠀⠀ Oh , yeah. Right , right. Uh , don’t worry. You’ll get used to it .ᐟ ⠀⠀
ᅠ I actually 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 know how it is. ᅠ
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⭐️PEARL⭐️ BISEXUAL FUTA/NON-FUTA SWITCH NO TABOO (♡ + ⟳)
“BY THE STARS THESES ARE TIGHT”
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⠀⠀ “ Good , huh .ᐣ Gets all your systems going , the buzz is just what I need to start the day. ” ⠀⠀
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ Her eyes momentarily shot wide as the unique taste hit her buds . . But, then she just shrugged and continues drinking . ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
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⠀⠀ Oh don’t worry , you and a looot of other people. Some folks , like myself , just kinda like being free .ᐟ You know how it is. ⠀⠀
ᅠ Oh, don’t get me wrong—some of the views aren’t … so bad, I’m just unfamiliar with the … concept. ᅠ
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⠀⠀ “ Juuuust the teachers … heh , nah , we are all. ” ⠀⠀
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ— I swear to god... It's too early to be drinking! Are all dwarfs this much of a drunkard? 🙄 ᅠ
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⠀⠀ And she’s flipping him off. ⠀⠀
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ— I can smell the whiskey from over here. 😮💨 ᅠ
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⠀⠀ “ Heh .. coffee .. ” ⠀⠀ One sip and any expectation of coffee was thrown out the window as pure whiskey entered their mouth. ⠀⠀
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ' phew . . thank ya pretty momma . . I owe ya one. . can't believe I'm saying I need coffee so desperately. . ' She immediately brought the drink to her lips — she was still under the impression that she'd be met with the familiar taste of coffee
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⠀⠀ Pleeeeenty. ~ And I love every second of it. ⠀⠀
ᅠ Does 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 walk around nude around here .ᐣ ᅠ
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⠀⠀ The barely half dressed dwarf woman has woken up , drinking .. hopefully coffee .. and not whiskey. ⠀⠀
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⠀⠀ …. Chuckling , handing the bottle off. ⠀⠀ “ You’re funny , that’s enough of a reason. ” ⠀⠀
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ she was quiet for a solid moment . ' damn it I ain't got anythin' good to offer aside from my body — ' ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
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⠀⠀ Hey people be really judgmental nowadays , she’s not tryin’ to deal with all that. ⠀⠀
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ— Who is she trying to lie to? If the dward drinking coffee, that's becouse it's an irish coffee 🙄 ᅠ
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⠀⠀ Raising a brow as she glances at them. ⠀⠀ “ … give me a good reason I should share with ya. ” ⠀⠀
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ it is imperative that she shares some with the yordle . . she has her reasons for needing a ' boost ' .
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