Derik the Selfish Man
@DSelfishMan
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the thing that makes me so amazing is how humble I am.
Joined June 2025
If you followed either of these 2 brilliantly hilarious accounts, you're lying, they weren't that funny. But they were mine so if you liked them follow this one too.
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Someone kidnapped by ICE in Chicago When outnumbered like this, it is wise to withdraw. Don’t let them flank you. It is also probably necessary to start moving in pairs and groups. Write contact info for bail funds/ lawyers on your body. Yell like hell.
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Almost 50 million will go hungry next month.
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The natural state of the universe is cold, dark, nothingness. All life, all matter is the abnormality to that natural state.
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It was never about the hostages.
Israeli National Security Minister Ben-Gvir: Now that we have received the hostages, we must return to war and open the gates of hell upon Gaza.
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If you are ‘domestic law enforcement’ organization’ Why do you need guided missiles?
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"They just have slogans while we deal in facts" This is literally just a slogan with no facts present.
They spew catchy slogans and chants while we deal in facts.
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Well, you guys did always say the pedos go to Bsky. So this checks out.
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The left has a violence problem. If you call the brave men and women of ICE “Nazis”, the bloodshed is on your hands.
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Finally, a politician gets it. Brandon Johnson, Chicago mayor calls for a #GeneralStrike Organize students, tenants, and workers in your community and states. Join an org. Mutual aid and community support are fundamental to executing this.
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson calls for a general strike against the “tyranny” of Trump and the greed of the ultra-rich. An estimated 300,000 filled the streets for the “No Kings” march, powerfully rejecting the federal government’s “Operation Midway Blitz” against the city.
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Israel has killed nearly 100 Palestinians since the “ceasefire” began.
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Your propaganda is bad and you should feel bad.
Hamas killed every single female hostage they had left so those girls couldn't tell the world what they had done to them. To everyone who walks on a 'free palestine' march To everyone who flies that islamo-fascist flag To everyone who chants from the river to the sea Fuck you.
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Lucifer was literally an angel.
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"Kidnapped from his tank" has to be the most ridiculous sentence I've ever read. This is how stupid they think we are.
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😢 💔 our kids deserve better.
My daughter was talking to my wife and I about lockdown drills at her school, and at one point she said "It's like a game of hide and seek, but you can only play once if you die." This broke my heart. We live in a sick society, and I dont know if their is a cure.
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post the same actor in two roles that show their range
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My daughter was talking to my wife and I about lockdown drills at her school, and at one point she said "It's like a game of hide and seek, but you can only play once if you die." This broke my heart. We live in a sick society, and I dont know if their is a cure.
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