(Two-parter) A complex diplomatic fracas gradually unfolds after Ezri recommends the senior station staff all get dogs and at least three governments separately vie for naming rights to the dog park.

After a chaotic estate sale, Quark becomes the owner and president of a Gamma Quadrant toy factory. There is no B plot.

Scandal rocks Dominion society at every level when a popular "Two Weyouns" comedy double act turns out to be a Weyoun and a Founder disguised as one.

An offhand comment from Benjamin during a state visit inadvertently introduces the Klingon Empire to the world of holodeck alligator wrestling.

After a night of drunken revelry commemorating the anniversary of Jadzia's entry into Sto-vo-kor, neither Worf nor Julian nor O'Brien can remember who proposed or executed the rerouting of the station's navigational array to Quark's dabo wheel.

Odo comes across a treasure map in the course of a routine investigation and becomes consumed with solving it, eventually getting everyone else on the senior staff involved.

Garak is spotted leaving the room where the Bajoran Orb of Time Travel is kept with a weird little smirk on his face; everyone spends the rest of the episode frantically trying to figure out what he changed in the timeline.

A Weyoun clone involves Kira and Benjamin in a bid to have a batch of dubious-looking "Dominion artifacts" admitted to a local Federation wormhole museum.

A practical joke involving Odo, Ezri, and a supposedly haunted doll brings unexpected chaos to the station a day before a visit from the admiralty.

Worf, O'Brien, and Julian get lost in the Bajoran woods for days after each makes the erroneous assumption that one of the other two must know where they're going.

Ezri teams up with Quark for revenge after a surprisingly slick con man grifts a shocking amount of latinum out of his coffers.

Benjamin, Kira, and Garak team up on a surprisingly wide-ranging quest to locate and retrieve Worf's lost "lucky bat'leth."

After unearthing yet another mysterious Bajoran orb, Jake and Nog wake up having switched bodies and agree to see how long it lasts before anyone else notices.

When a storage unit belonging to one of the Dax symbiont's past hosts goes up for auction, Ezri and Benjamin start a three-way bidding war with Quark that leads to unforeseen chaos.

A brief but intense wave of diplomatic confusion sweeps through the Alpha Quadrant civilizations when an extremely stoned Vorta calls Starfleet HQ to declare war on himself.

Kira commissions O'Brien to start building a parallel network of Jefferies tubes throughout the station that only she can access.

Chaos ensues when Odo, Quark, and Worf are forced to team up to track down a shipment of Klingon howler monkeys stolen while en route to a wildlife preserve on Denobula.

A complex chain of legal obligations puts Benjamin in charge of a Bajoran orphanage on the station, which he delegates to Garak for reasons he won't elaborate to anyone.

When Kira and Ezri decide Julian and O'Brien have been hogging the holosuites unfairly, they inadvertently touch off a passive-aggressive competition to see whose holosuite programs are "better."

Nobody gets to take the Defiant out for a few days after either Worf or Nog backs it into upper pylon 3, causing minor structural damage to both, and won't fess up.