Yo @CBSSports, you're showing Chargers vs. Giants to about half the country, including Alaska and Hawaii, but you apparently think that viewers in Seattle and vicinity somehow GAF about either the Commanders or Falcons. Do better.

For #minionshappyhour: gather your party at the inn and prepare for your quest with the * Red Dragonfruit Margarita * + 2 oz red dragonfruit juice + 1.5 oz blanco tequila + 1 oz lime juice + 0.5 oz triple sec + 0.5 oz simple syrup + salt for rims + lime wedges for garnish

TFW you think you've lost your phone and you find it!

Konbanwa, honored friends. It is #minionshappyhour and a most excellent time to enjoy a * Sake & Lychee Martini * + 45 ml Junmai Daiginjo Genshu sake + 15 ml London Dry Gin + 15 ml Vodka + 15 ml Lychee liqueur Stir all ingredients with ice and serve in chilled martini glass.

For #MinionsHappyHour, let's spend some quality time in the company of a * Sentimental Gentleman * Chill a lowball glass In a mixing glass, pour + 2 oz. blended scotch + 0.5 oz. Benedictine + 0.5 oz. walnut liqueur Add ice and stir for solid 30 seconds Strain into the chilled

¡Hola amigos! It's #MinionsHappyHour and time to go lowriding with a * Cadillac Margarita * + 2 oz reposado tequila + 1 oz lime juice + 1/2 oz Grand Marnier + 1/2 oz agave nectar Garnish: lime wheel or wedge ¡Salud!

Bonjour, mes amis! It is, how you say, #minionshappyhour, and what better way to celebrate than with a * French Blonde * 2 oz freshly squeezed grapefruit juice 2 oz Lillet Blanc 1 oz dry gin 1/2 oz elderflower liqueur (I used St. Germain) 3 dashes lemon bitters or 1 tsp fresh

Ah, it's #MinionsHappyHour. Let's spend some time at the * Clover Club * + 1 oz gin + 1 oz blanc vermouth + 5 fresh raspberries + .5 oz simple syrup + .75 oz lemon juice + .5 oz egg white or aquafaba + Lemon zest Chill glass Muddle raspberries in shaker with simple syrup Add

It's that most magical time of the week: #minionshappyhour * Mexican Firing Squad * - 2 oz blanco tequila - 3/4 oz lime juice, freshly squeezed - 3/4 oz grenadine (I use Portland Syrups) - 4 dashes Angostura bitters - Garnish: lime wheel ¡Salud!

Cheers to Independence Day and #minionshappyhour! And three cheers for the * Red, White, and Blue * + 1 oz grenadine + 3 oz homemade lemonade + 1 oz vodka + 1 oz blue curacao + Ice Add grenadine to a glass, then add ice. Shake lemonade and vodka with more ice, then layer into

Attn: @RegalMovies I am currently unable to either log in to my account or to change the password. In both cases, the error message displayed is both generic and utterly unhelpful. I enjoy seeing movies in your cinemas, but quite frankly, your developers need to get their sh!t

Hey @safeway, it has been a week and I (among many others) am still unable to login to your site. Many of my Just4U deals have now expired & I am unable to use my stored points for discounts. PLEASE FIX YOUR SITE!

We are now on Day 5 of the #safeway app not working with no resolution in sight. I guess those new hires from Crowdstrike aren't working out too well.

Hey, @Safeway, your site has now been inaccessible for four days. Not sure why your IT team can't do a change rollback to correct the problem, but apparently those new hires from Crowdstrike aren't working out.

Yo, @safeway, your app has been down for three days now & your customer support says that this outage is a "technical enhancement". Did you hire some devs from Crowdstrike or something?

"NFL continues to prioritize key matchups and big-time games for TV revenue over giving teams balance in the timing of their games while protecting player health." #Chargers among teams getting hosed on travel and lack of rest:

Yo, @SIRIUSXM, the chat button is not active (remains grey) & even though it's currently business hours, your call center is listed as closed. How would you suggest that I contact you regarding my account?

Yo, @safeway, your app has "issues":

November in the Pacific Northwest...

Brazil: If you don't like see us dancing, stop us from scoring & win the match. Croatia: K #brazilvscroatia #WorldCup