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@DILFBAlT
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omfg? whoever did this you are my hero.
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I hope when you wake up you step on a bunch of Legos on the side of your bed.I hope your shower don’t work so you smell musty all day.I hope when you walk outside a snake bites you in the ass.I hope that when you get in your car it doesn’t crank and you have to walk.
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wasn’t that hard to impress him was it you just had to be a boy under the age of 14.
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me in my room whenever i remember that david bowie and john lennon genuinely hopped on a track together and that’s not something i made up in my head
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please do not start a conversation with me with straightener curls like this i’m just gonna start outright barking at you
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don’t start outing him in my replies either girl i know. do not cite the ancient texts to me i was there when they were written.
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the way u can’t even make jisoo chopped even if u try really hard.
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the way this happened to me at the hospital reception when i went to have my IUD put in
just did a work zoom call and the first the thing the lady says when i turn on my camera is ‘omg you’re beautiful’
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why did i do it again expecting to get a different answer
Before we continue, this powerpoint was made first, & then i got the idea of the quiz! it was like a vibe check for my team after they got to know the man better. if you haven't done it yet, check this piece of art of a quiz (100% accurate, science speaks).
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then he went the wrong way over a toll bridge and tried to charge us the toll
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just remembered last time i was on the way to the airport and our uber driver refused over 7+ times to use the GPS on his phone screen and just kept on asking “So what way is it now?”
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