So here is my sister’s cat for anyone who needs a timeline cleanse. She is a Floof Wizard.

Random Beef.

I cannot wait for the day she snaps and calls him a fuckwaffle. Look at the lip press. It’s coming.

Me trying to parse the weather for when @jmresist and I have four days off in a row on Thanksgiving week:

So…who’s gone off beta blockers before?

Yes, I did just order my nephew a fancy dog bed. Because he’s a dog.

Tuesdays are chaotic.

No more Beta Blockers!!

Off to the cardiologist…

Do any of these wankflaps even understand what Christian Nationalism means? Or are they just seizing on it because they think it means something not as fraught?

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My favorite #IronChefJapan headcanon is that all those chefs standing in Kitchen Stadium in the intro are the souls of those who have lost to Sakai.

Omg the beans

…goddammit.

Y’all the movement and balance mechanics in #DeathStranding are very stroke-coded well done Kojima

And whoever styled Tucci in Season 1 is a damned genius.

I love “Searching for Italy.” All these terrifying-looking Italians cooking gorgeous dishes for Stanley Tucci? Yes, please.

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This explains sooo much.

Happy #Caturday who wants a Floof Wizard?