Holy shit, I'm hot?!... and NOT RYAN REYNOLDS?! What in the WOKE?! Leave it to DEIsney to give in to the woke mob. Can't lie, this ain't a downgrade. I'm a roleplay character. A taboo one at that. Don't take anything I say seriously. And don't et that dove! It's dead!

@SHIEDSBRED if years of 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 had taught me anything: never trust a badge! Unless their throat is deep… then maybe trust ‘em for ten minutes. But that’s it! 🥴

@GOONABLECAP

Guess who’s in the mood to chimi somebody’s changa 😌

What better way to thank the 𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 for lettin’ a 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜 into the club, than by making everybody breakfast?? Eat up! We got a big day ahead of us 🤭

𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 up the streets 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋’𝐒 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍

𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐆𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐓-𝐒𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋 ＃1️⃣

You can’t escape the 𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄

I got 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐒 He be like 𝐒𝐓𝐅𝐔 I be quiet… but I 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 🥴

I got 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐒 He be like 𝐒𝐓𝐅𝐔 I be quiet… but I 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 🥴

❝ 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐈𝐭. 𝐑𝐮𝐧 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐈𝐭. 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐀𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐞. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐍𝐨𝐰, 𝐈𝐭 𝐈𝐬 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞. 𝐎𝐫 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐒𝐚𝐲... 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 ❝

🌯: 👀 tryna see something, chat

𝐇𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐇𝐄

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 did you just call her??? There go your talking privileges

𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝑫𝒂 𝑲𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑺𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒔

Since I'm 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬, technically it's my birthday. Right? You know what you need to do 🤭

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... your Sunday brunch??

Why #𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋 is just better 🤪

@CleaningUpAEW

Yeah… I’m thinking I’m back 🤪

𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐋 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 ™️