‘ 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃ᴘᴏᴏʟ .ᐟ
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⠀⠀ does my suit make my 𝒃𝒖𝒕𝒕 look 𝐛𝐢𝐠 .ᐣ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
Joined December 2025
pretty violence.
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⠀ the door is open. I’m draped all seductively too. ⠀
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hey, 𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨? where’s the cake and brass band, huh? 𝗵𝗮𝘄𝗸𝗲𝘆𝗲’𝘀 back !
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐂𝐀𝐓 ✧“𝐂𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞?” ✧ 𝟓+ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐏 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧ 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦. ✧ 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 (𝐢𝐧 𝐃𝐌’𝐬) ✧ 𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞, 𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢-𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 ✧ 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟐𝟓
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⠀⠀ all of a sudden im rapidly approaching your location! ⠀⠀
⠀ I’m on the bed naked. ⠀
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⠀⠀ and I write it too! ⠀⠀
ㅤ i shouldn't be surprised that you read fanfic of you and the webhead. fork found in kitchen. ㅤ
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⠀⠀ my pants just disappeared. ⠀⠀
⠀ we should definitely make out and have passionate sex. ⠀
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⠀⠀ definitely. like two puzzle pieces. ⠀⠀
⠀ this must be a sign from the universe. ⠀
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⠀⠀ lots of moments that feel like they should be in fanfics. heh. ⠀⠀
ㅤ yeah, well. get in line. * 😒 ㅤ
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⠀⠀ like a match made in heaven! ⠀⠀
⠀ I’ll probably get about the same results. queer and unstable. ⠀
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⠀⠀ darn. you’re right. you should do one too! ⠀⠀
⠀ uh huh. I think both results are pretty accurate. ⠀
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https://t.co/7exfcSHpnJ true story btw i once did a gay test and got mentally unwell, still not sure how i managed that but we ball
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⠀⠀ mentally unwell, somehow! but i took another and got pansexual, accurate! ✨ ⠀⠀
⠀ what was your gay result ? ⠀
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⠀⠀ ohh, you know! we’ve been in situations you never come back from together. ⠀⠀
ㅤ i will never understand how pete tolerates you. never. ㅤ
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⠀⠀ I WAS CHECKING SOMETHING! and you’re totally right, we wouldn’t fit. ⠀⠀
ㅤ DUDE. i mean good taste ── BUT DUDE. ㅤ
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⠀⠀ i wanted to see johnny storm sexy butt and for wolverine to hold me sweetly… 💕 ⠀⠀
the first and last one?
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⠀⠀ yeeees? ⠀⠀
⠀ hold on. ⠀
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⠀⠀ and how would you know it wouldn’t fit! my big fat ass is perfect, and could totally squish in. maybe it’s your ass that’s the problem! ⠀⠀
ㅤ 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰 .ᐟ your big fat ass is never going to fit .ᐟ you're looking a one way ticket to burnsville right in the face, man. 💢 ㅤ
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⠀⠀ 𝘞𝘈𝘐𝘛 ? im too impatient! you’re gonna need to squeeze up! ⠀⠀
ㅤ dude. wait your damn turn .ᐟ this thing can't fit two. ㅤ
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https://t.co/7exfcSHpnJ super fun to mess around with! I love how you portray johnny and the dynamic between him and dp is so freaky and weird I love it don’t speak much ooc but you seem cool 🙂↕️
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