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Like the German for thank you with much more DANK... you.
East Atlanta Santa
Joined November 2010
I love this time of year. Sunshine, birds chirping, the Lime scooter tree in full bloom.
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Actually this is the POV of someone looking at someone pretending to be a hydraulic press.
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I love the innocence of a child laughing at something they innately sense is very funny, but aren’t sure why
my five year old son is just cracking up at Conan O'Brien. No context, just the cadence alone. He just said, "What is this man?!"
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“Ghost Ayatollah” would be an absolute banger Wu Tang album
JUST IN: Many believe the Iranian regime is being run by a “ghost ayatollah” after days of no public appearance by the new Supreme Leader.
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My dog, several minutes after ruining my brand new rug in the other room.
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This is classic red meat for conspiracy dipshits to spread this idiotic lie that Biden was bad for AI (so we had no choice but to vote Trump!). It sounds spooky and exciting to think that the government stepped in and “shutdown physics” to stop people from making further
Marc Andreessen (@pmarca) says he attended “absolutely horrifying” meetings where Biden’s government vowed to take “complete control” over AI technology: “They basically said AI is going to be a game of 2 or 3 big companies working closely with the government… We’re going to
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War is war, don’t sail in international waters, etc etc. But this was a crew heading home after a joint naval exercise... Pete Hegseth describes it like it was the Hunt for Red October. Just generationally embarrassing stuff…
US submarine sank Iran warship in Indian Ocean. We are fighting to win: Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth #unitedstates #IsraelIranWar #submarine #indianocean
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Why is it called the Millennium Falcon? They live in outer space. They use some fucked up alien calendar and birds don’t exist.
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Me after achieving the Top Poster achievement in the r/frasier community
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This is the America I grew up in. This is the America I know and love. The one I believe in. The one I’d die for.
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Hearing someone say “yeah, but really both sides are just as bad.”
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This is why we’re at war with Iran
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My wife just got the new Bridgerton ice cream from Jeni’s. It tasted like bad writing and poorly thought through plot lines.
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Can someone check on the Rizzler? He hasn’t posted anything since the strikes on Iran. Fearing the worst.
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As an 18-year-old kid, I supported the war. I enlisted in the Marines a month after we invaded, and left for bootcamp a few months after I graduated from high school. Even though I was just a kid, I still feel guilty for supporting the war.
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Police near Atlanta kindly asked parents to double-check lunches they pack for their children, after a child came to school with a martini to wash down a midday snack.
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*Me, the president of Nintendo, at the Pokemon Snap pitch meeting* Developer: we’ve caught Pokemon, we’ve trained Pokemon, we’ve battled Pokemon. But what if… we took pictures of them? Me: get the fuck out of my office. You’re fired.
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