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@DAMNSGANS
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Joined November 2020
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the greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.
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observing what exactly?
forgive my manners then. i was just . . . observing.
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i just bought myself this tee. ๐โโ๏ธ
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https://t.co/cb7b59ydpg urging you losers to join the parks & rec / sitcom verses (itโs really fun over there)
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itโs not polite to ๐๐๐๐๐.
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yeah, iโm sure youโd like to figure out how some of us do that, hm? enjoy your dinner.
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just try not to confuse independence with spectacle. some of us manage both freedom and decorum, effortlessly.
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โyas and iโฆโ a frown of confusion, trying to read from her expression what she meant by that before turning in the game. โwhat do you mean?โ
โ โ โaw, man, itโs all rob,โ she bows her head toward him, and he sort of freezes in place with an awkward smile before wandering off. redirecting her eyes to ryo, she tilts her head inquisitively. โyou and yasโฆ?โ and, of course, bunny doesnโt know either party well + โ โ
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hm, you can call me whatever you want. i wonโt lie, i like it a lot.
guess i really canโt help myself if youโre feeling good, i might lean in a little closerโฆ and yeah, i will probably call you mommy while iโm at it, just to see that look on your face.
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oh, you really are a spoiled little thing, arenโt you? well, thank you for the advice. iโll use it to continue to do whatever i want.
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how liberating for you. still, free will doesnโt generally include loitering with oneโs eyes. do run along now your table is waiting.
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i was passing through, you stopped me. and luckily, i have a free will to go wherever i want to.
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ah, of course. that would make you a wambsgans. nevertheless, it strikes me as rather uncouth to be observing a table that is not your own.
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iโm here as a guest. see that empty seat next to tom and shiobhan? itโs where iโm supposed to be. i donโt need a photograph to prove my presence. now what do you want, exactly? theyโre waiting for me.
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are you here as mere assistance, or hopelessly starstruck, scrambling for a photograph to prove your presence?
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even better! then youโre all set!
i have some training in this area. ๐โโ๏ธ
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what are you implying with that?
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@DAMNSGANS i do hate to appear forward, but my wife has been casting glances your way, and, astonishingly, our glasses remain untouched.
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we Have to start killing more people
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americans are no fun at all. specially the ones at this bloody boring event. but donโt worry, i was not planning on inviting you, i know damn well youโre an awful singer.
yeah.. and there are way too many people around who could sue for the damage done to their eardrums.
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itโs fine, shit happens. everyone goes through fucked up things, iโm not complaining. i feel good now.
hey. come here. you didnโt imagine any of that, and you werenโt wrong for feeling it. you grew up having to carry things no kid should, and it makes sense you learned to protect yourself the way you did. i see that.
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had an awful childhood and hated being a kid so iโd never have one either. thatโd be too selfish of me. it does sound kinda sexy when you say it like that.
the idea of being a mom is a total nightmare, never going to happen, never will. butโฆ you? you make mommy sound dangerously tempting when i say it.
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sadly thatโs a common case in our social circle. look, iโm not trying to trash anyone here, i guess everyone here is old enough to make their choices, but is it fucked up? it is, specially to the children involved.
yeah exactly. kids are whatever, fine. if someone actually wants them for real reasons, not just because societyโs got this invisible checklist ticking down like โage 30: settle down, age 32: spawn, age 35: post the perfect family carousel on ig or youโre failing at life.
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joining you.
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downing another martini :)
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heโs standard handsome. not my type. you into guys? want me to set you up with him?
is he cute?
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