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Ukraine rn
BREAKING: Ukraine's military says it has shot down five Russian jets and a helicopter
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There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008
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You can't make this up.
EXCLUSIVE: Biden’s inaugural committee will mark the first anniversary in office by blanketing airwaves with a Tom Hanks-narrated video promoting a recovering, resilient America.
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This is such a win-win-win for us. It hurts Trump’s popularity with the GOP, fractures their political base, and, likely, convinces at least a few holdouts to get vaccinated. Fantastic stuff, hopefully he keeps it up.
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Today I found out that silicon chip creators hide EASTER EGGS inside their chips and there’s this whole culture around sleuthing and finding them?!?
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NEW—scientists at Walter Reed Army Institute of Research will soon announce that they have developed a vaccine that protects people from COVID-19 and all its variants, even #Omicron, called The ‘Spike Ferritin Nanoparticle COVID-19 vaccine’, or SpFN. 🧵 https://t.co/C140590sPj
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Within weeks, Walter Reed researchers expect to announce that human trials show success against Omicron—and even future strains.
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i'm actually not gonna freak out until italians are on their balconies again
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Jackson Mahomes just got absolutely bodybagged by this Bar’s Instagram
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7 yr old me at a mcdonalds
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