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I'm almost certain I've been waiting to board this flight for about 400 years. Is anyone alive out there? #GroundControlToMajorTom
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I've just been followed by a person who has a hairy mole as a profile picture. GTA, take away and hairy moles. What a Friday!
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A very happy birthday to Fred who is 91 on Monday. Fred attends our computer club and we promised to make him famous on Twitter so please RT
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Don't wanna see your face. Don't wanna hear your words. Why don't you just fuck off.
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@grahammctavish Oh god. Never mind. That poor dog. I'm off to vomit.
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Look @grahammctavish I'm on episode 8 of Preacher and I have to know: WHERE IS CASSIDY?!?!?
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That moment when someone has really fucked you off but needs a favour and you'll do it cause you ain't a cunt? Yeah. That.
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I've only been awake for an hour and a half and it's already not my day. Just tried to get in the bath with my clothes on.
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I love the rain but tonight it's making me restless rather than soothed.
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I may be dying from a summer cold but my pun game is still strong #PunnierThanYou
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If Menzies Campbell is actually Mingus Campbell does that make @TobiasMenzies Tobias Mingus? If so, that's hilarious 😂
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