Hey Hackers! Last week my father-in-law passed after a battle with cancer. Some have reached out and asked if there is anything they could do and I adore all of you! We need not a thing but if you want to do anything, please donate to St Jude in his name:

How's the new vibe look?

Need more incentive? This coupon is now $50 off. Still expires at midnight. No limits on redemptions. There won’t be many chances left for coupons. And no more at $50! Go go go!

Go buy everything. Literally! I'll die on the hill that every @defcon @c0ldbru is at is multitudes better! The man gives so much every year to try and put a smile on as many faces as possible. Let's pay it back!

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Hey there Critters! Not for this year, but for next... does anyone have storage unit space, in Vegas, for about a pallet size of "things"? Would be great if free... happy to discuss splitting costs. You must take payment in Crittercoin.

Hey Critters... We're looking for sponsors for DEF CON @HighRollerCon shenanigans. Last year we made over 3000 #Quack SAOs and 30000 uniquely QR'd #Quack plastic boi duckies. As always, we want to step it up, we have ideas and talent and always want to step up the chaos.

We’re thawing out over here. It’s almost conference season. What conference should we come and spread some chaos at?

Anyone else who has the #JollyBadge from @CyberSwamplords have any pointers for a noob?

There are still a few of these coupon codes left! Pre-orders will shut off tonight at midnight until general availability in late September or early October!

JollyBadge Updates! 🧵🧵 First, thank you to everyone who has already ordered! If you are in batch 1, your JollyBadge is in the mail! If you are in batch 2, there are no current setbacks that prevent the Sept 3 shipping date. Batch 2 orders close Sunday:

Canvas? In the Swamp we are on Krokodil

Hey there Critters! Did you get some free #quack and not join the https://t.co/lhe8jE1fbz yet? If so, scan those QR codes. Better yet, hack the site and we’ll give you a free JollyBadge. @SteveJabs said it’s cool. #TrustMeBro Edit: Be a cool Critter. We ask that you stick to

Official Cyber Swamplords DEFCON32 Transparency Report - this will be posted to our site later. or not. I dunno man, I just work here. Miles Driven: 2,388 Days Spent Driving: 4 Total Spent on Gas: 298.37 Most Expensive Gas: $3.59/gal Cheapest Gas: $2.97/gal BUC-EE’s Visited: 1

Cool Critters don't take free kits from the HHV / Maker Village and then sell them on eBay. Don't be this Critter.

Does anyone have photographic evidence of whether Pete the Lobster made the goon pool party or not?! He needed a good home. The flamingo can go fuck itself, though. They did a shit ass job of guarding the walkway between vendor booths. They had one job.

Hello Critters! We've got a big day today! JollyBadge [V2] will be in stock today @ 12:30 PM. Also, we still have @c0ldbru Troll Badges, Hackboards, and some @VeilidNetwork SAOs left. FYI, we will close today at 4PM for @HighRollerCon! If you haven't snagged tickets yet, visit

Hey there, Critters! Have you joined the Waddle Army? Head over to our booth in the East vendor area and get some free #quack and get enlisted. Check out your progress at https://t.co/YWTB0KCETQ #Quack #DucksFlyTogether

Hey there nocturnal critters! We're gonna have some 'luminous' cases from @r1otctrl @laserratlabs for your Hack RFs and other devices. Swing by and snag one when we open on Friday, supplies are limited to the quickest critters!