Woah buddy, this is not how this works. You pick a lane and live with the decision no matter how horrible or amazing. This is the absolute softest shit I’ve ever seen. I’m following this dude home and pit maneuvering him

Did I just hear tom Brady say the n word on live television?

WHO just commented on my post?!?

Highway 71 is over. It’s not meta anymore

And the fucking frappe fucking machine is broken. Unbelievable

If there was an Olympic competition for throwing q-tips in the garbage I’m taking home gold. No one throws q tips in the garbage from distance like me

Lainey Wilson’s music is so dogshit

Tow mater himself couldn’t pull me out of Megan Moroney

All I want for Christmas is 5 minutes in a room alone with the green m&m

Curtigga was at the bar tn and this girl wouldn’t leave me alone. What do I do?

Ole miss and their qb carbliss or whatever the fuck his name is are overrated as fuck!!!

Being unemployed fucking rocks

Curtigga is back, dead from the ashes. Shoutout Elon musk for unsuspending me, not sure why I got the perma ban

LFGGGGGGGG IM SO BACK

Holy shoot we might be back

But I’m not sure I can find someone who can top James Franklin 🤔 let me know in the comments if I should replace or just delete and let PJ take the throne alone. Additional candidates may be: Matt Rhule (cringe TikTok boy) orLuke fickell (extend). LANK

Is that James Franklin isn’t at a team I can hate on a yearly basis. This brings the next question- who replaces James Franklin in my bio? As you all know, PJ has been the one and only forever, and no matter what shitty endeavors he takes apart of, he’ll never escape my bio

Part 1 🧵:What I’ve just been robbed of a classic Iowa kirkball November win, I see light in the darkness. Although Iowa’s playoff hopes are over, I see the bright side where I’m allowed to hate on James Franklin at yet another school in Virginia tech. The only issue I have

Fuck my stupid gay pointless life

Please god