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✭If Im a pain in your ass, we can just add more lubricant✭ Forever Writer. Occasional Asshole. Unrepentant “Whore”. Ops Ninja. Hates raisins. KDA 💕
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So what are you going to say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me?
“Here lies the body of the love of my life, whose heart I broke, without a gun to my head.
Rest in peace, my true love, who I took for granted, most bomb pussy, who, because of me, sleep evaded."
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Mine is sitting on a toilet and a hidden snake attacks my vagina but okay.
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She’s dropping the case because he’s already in jail for multiple decades and it’s a waste of taxpayer time and money. That is useful context.
Chicago prosecutors to drop sexual assault cases against R. Kelly 👀😳
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You guys are terribly behaved. Look at that smiley.
Fetty Wap fell off quick as fuck. Don’t think he saw that coming .(
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Lmao “Y’all won”
Nigga did we send your dick on errands?????
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When Jada said “The black woman is the most easily disrespect group of the human race” or something.
I laughed so hard because she knew she was assembling the troops.
That is our war cry sis.
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Seems y'all are for Sexual freedom until it doesn't fit what you consider to be free. Radical.
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Into a perfect circle? I know black magic when I see it.
nothing to see here, it’s just a cat who mistakenly knocked over a flower pot.. 🙄
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Normalize beating up old people when they walk up to you and say nonsense.
- Man confronts ladies protesting against r*pe in ipaja, Lagos State.
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Lmao that’s a N*gga your honor. A man wrote this shit.
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I love that she gave up her whole life to be with him and he gave up his whole life as well when it mattered.
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The reason FK has been able to raise so much money with feminist co is because we trust her. I know for a fact that she’s not hungry. And she’s not going to steal the money and will make sure it’s transparent.
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Yesterday I told Tiny human I didn’t have money for McDonald’s. Today her teacher emailed me to ask if everything is okay at home because she told them
“My mum didn’t have enough money to feed me yesterday.”
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So rice and stew.
Smoked brisket stroganoff with haricot vert and sautéed mushrooms on lemon scented butter rice. It was amazingggg
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#Endsars
has no leader. FemCo is not your leader. They will stand for what they stand for. And you can stand for your own.
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Living in Nigeria is actually suffering intensified. Look at the difference.
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He needs to be more active then. Suck a titty or sumn
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Nigerians keep asking “How can you beat your wife to this extent?” instead of “how dare you beat your wife?”
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Your MCM burnt boiled egg and is trying to use it to shade women.
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As a reminder, men are not disgracing you. They are disgracing themselves. Do not internalize their shame. Or take their short comings as an indictment of yourself.
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Men always talk about how they just want Peace in their lives. Whole time they’re their own chaos.
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Eau de p’erhaps I should baff
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If you guys All started walking out after 1 hour and then never bought their tickets again. I promise they will learn.
Cardi B came on stage early and performed when the flier said she was going to but your Nigerians favs LIVING ON THE ISLAND will put 6pm for their concerts and climb the stage by 3am for a concert in Eko hotel. Shame
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FBI: ...we could reduce your sente....
Invictus:
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@OvieO
This is unnecessary. A good amount of Afrobeats is sexual and involves a ton of sexuality.
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“No weapons formed against me and my husband shall prosper.”
Whole time your husband is the weapons.
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You know the true wig villain? Braided wigs. As a community let’s face our main enemy.
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Anyone lifts my man like this and they owe me a new man.
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Sensationalism in journalism and social media will be the death of us. And I say this as dramatically as possible.
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You cannot get me to center men’s feelings during childbirth.
Even if you faint better faint and get up.
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They tried to pit Hilda against bad bitches. Found out Hilda was a bad bitch too and lost their minds.
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“We didn’t have any major issues” lmao
“He did help me when I asked”
“Men just don’t want an old woman like me”
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Old Nollywood was full of actors who were theatre kids. Like lived and breathed the performance life. And it didn’t matter how terrible the stories they were acting were. They sold the performance.
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@id6klub
@Frediculous
@lesshumbleteej
*pulls out notepad she’s been jotting in for years*
“Tonight we’ll cover number 1 through 100, over the next few weeks we should finish the list. Number 1....”
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Politicians with the power to do stuff using hashtags to demand justice kills me.
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One day cooking will die and you will wish you had cooked everyday.
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I can’t believe Nigerian men who couldn’t even lip sync a sexy growl are saying this.
Imagine a Nigerian babe trying to do a striptease. It can very a very confusing experience but you'll just lockup and be doing "damn girl you're hot".
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It’s the Fem part of the Co.
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Oil splashes on her, she jerks back, pushing ol dude back, the baby falls and dies. The end.
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@nazaville
It’s moe that was supposed to think of the wife’s mental health? Not the man married to her? Lmao
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Whatever reason one chooses to express or not express their sexuality is their reason. Respect that. Her vagina, her business.
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Gay men somehow feel they’re exempt from not being misogynistic.
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I don’t get why people don’t realize that they seek the same validation when they drop these hot takes.
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@getalifeaisha
When she said “I’m really happy you’re cute” and he didn’t say anything back I think I almost died. But he’s Defs lying. Lmao.
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“No man will want to marry you.”
Don’t threaten me with a great time.
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So he’s a carpenter, who somehow has soot on his face? But lives in a luxury hotel? With luggage.
So he travelled for this carpentry job? And then washes his face with the oil.
No matter where I’m going, The
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The black rich/powerful woman who can’t find love with all the rich men she dates until finally she dates the handyman and they live happily ever after.
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Niggas always care about the health of plus size women on the internet except their mothers.
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There are two steps to gain freedom as a woman
Step 1: Become ungovernable.
Step 2: Remain ungovernable.
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At least 6 women have said they will cook for you everyday in replies. Please marry one of them and leave the rest of us alone.
I am a young bachelor , I cook when I have time , I mostly eat out and it’s expensive, unhealthy & annoying .
You expect me to keep eating out when I get married ? Lol drop that stinking wokeness & let’s be real or forever shatafakap .. 🙄 Talmabout “chefs” Where is the money ?
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Here are some references:
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When Kiki was being threatened. I don’t remember anyone else coming to share the credit then.
But maybe my memory is faulty.
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A snake fished from a toilet in Virginia has been claimed by owners who say she went missing miles away.
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Y’all went from slut shaming to telling someone that their thirst trap is not slutty enough.
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This eromoseles case makes me more annoyed when I remember some people wanted to paint police stations and give them food.
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Well first you feed it to your goat then you kill the goat and make asun.
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Crazy that because a team lost a sporting match people are like “stay safe” and worried about the safety of blacks people & women/children.
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Feminists: “Men are trash: they kill us, rape us, continuously demand, expect and exploit our free or underpaid labor
Men: “women are trash .....eerrr they expect us to be rich. *insert relatiomship stuff*”
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A letter to my lover, written by someone else but Everything that is on my mind today.
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If my child only passes music Everytime a visitor comes in they must start performing.
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South African men were shocked!
Jamaican women started saying hey maybe our guys aren’t so bad
You threatened a teenager with physical abuse, murder, ritual killing, disownment, abandonment, even doxxed her, just because she protested being made the designated cook for her family while studying for exams, but you’re shocked that the rest of the world finds you strange.
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“Cooking is not that serious why won’t Nigerian feminists stop talking about it”
-Pregnant wife beaten into coma in by husband in Ibadan because of Sahur.
-Wife beaten to death by Husband over pap in Niger State.
- Lady killed by Boyfriend in Cross River over failure to cook rice properly.
-A Mother of two was stabbed to death in Rivers State for not cooking
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So far her offenses have been that she rolls her eyes at him and she chews gum in a nasty way.
He is the one publicly daydreaming about having sexual interactions with her but she is the future whore.
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Dark and inside me.
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Nigerian men created this argument to distract y’all from the fact that none of them can growl or say ‘boom’ with any sex appeal.
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KPMG Boys your turn.
Second date and he bought me a PINK BIRKIN BAG 😮 ... (This is apparently NOT my Christmas present!)
#CuppyDat
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A big snake was found in a toilet and then there were more snakes and I am very sorry.
#WorldSnakeDay
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People replying to this like “but a cow is not male a bull is.”
Ok best in zoology. Congratulations. Go watch animal planet or something.
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I did really well in a test. So they asked me to retake it with invigilator and I did better. Lmaoo
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I think we can all agree that a large percentage of NIGERIAN MEN feel entitled to a woman’s labor. And you know what payment for labor is? Money. Good morning.
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Listen man even if young girls are “offering” sex for grades it’s because that’s the culture they see curated. But more than that the onus is STILL on the adults/superiors to say no/report the student.
The students have zero power over you.
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