Cumberdick BenderBatch
@CumberdickB
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Muskeo killed the twittery star
UK
Joined October 2018
Some of you people make me sick! . Why else would I be here ffs 🎉.
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Not sure this Davinci code/1984 crossover will work.
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Summer beard or Winter beard, which do you prefer?
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Ok so 3 things for those struggling:. 1. I cant wear both my prescription would go weird.2. I can change my facial expression in either, that is how faces work .3. Nice replies are nice, calling me an ugly cunt seems a little mean spirited. .
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I used to run marathons, now walking the dog got me like
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Can’t sorry, I’m rewatching the whole X-Files.
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Looks like it was taken at the bottom of the log flume
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Jimmy Carr and Deidre Barlow.
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Must be a Drake concert…. No? Too tenuous?.
Breathtaking scenes right now as the Spanish galleon Andalucia arrives in Bristol Harbour 🇪🇸
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"I do not know the gentleman. I have never been to a concert. sure, I an unaware of the band and certainly have never listened to any of the songs. Its fake news."
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like they hadn't already ruined enough lives with their music ffs.
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
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*Inserts needy birthday tweet stating I am 49 today and look fucking fantastic on it. (send nudes. )
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Marilyn Manson now looks more like Nicolas Cage dressed up as Marilyn Manson than Marilyn Manson
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I didn’t say I was a chocolate wizard, I said I have a few twix up my sleeve.,,.
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Itunes just suggested "Best of the 10's" and I went, "what. the 1910's???". fuck my life im old.
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