Cubs Desk Jockey
@CubsDJ
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A sad sad man tweeting from his desk job. Blog in link below. Fly the W.
Joined March 2021
Wife can’t sleep. Making SURE my baby likes box scores.
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If the Bears score more points than the Packers - If Caleb Williams goes to the Hall of Fame - If Ben Johnson wins more super bowls than Belichick... The Packers are not winning on Sunday, I don’t care what their record is.
If the Packers D shows up like they did in Detroit - if Jordan Love continues to flirt with elite level QB play - if MLF stays in his bag, stays aggressive…. The Bears are not winning on Sunday, I don’t care what their record is. Current forecast for Sunday is Mostly sunny to
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Its insane that Packers and Bears fans think one fanbase shouldn't talk about the other team. Our homeboy @mattramage is saying Bears fans talk too much about the Packers when this was his feed yesterday...
Bears fans can’t talk about their team without bringing up Packers. I’m not sure any other team looks up to another franchise as much as they do.
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Maybe during the offseason but a week from Bears/Packers? At the top of the conference? Just chill out and have fun man haha. Its not your job
It's truly sad that all Chicago sports fans think of is the Green Bay Packers. They all need serious help because it's getting out of hand.
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Ben Johnson ripping his shirt off in the locker room is peak cringe idc
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All the top replies are so funny bc this post was pre Elon. We’ve lost so much.
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We have activated Jaylon Johnson and Kyler Gordon from IR
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I don't think now is a time for Packers fans to say Love clears Caleb... Not saying one is better than the other, but they basically have the exact same passing stats... haha
Caleb Williams isn’t half the QB that Jordan Love is and he likely never will be. Let’s make that clear right now.
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We will you clown. lollololololololololololl
This was this clown franchises Super Bowl 🤡🤡🤡 Enjoy your poverty
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Bears are hot, so hop on now! Episode 97 of the Bears Latest Podcast is LIVE BABYYYY. https://t.co/19BxyC5tuE
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Omg I thought I was the only one!
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This headline sounds like a South Park quote haha
@MotherJones Read the full @MotherJones profile on how a fifth-place tie with a trans woman propelled Riley Gaines to right-wing stardom:
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MY OFFICIAL HOF BALLOT: Carlos Beltran (Higher WAR than Gwynn/Smoltz) Andruw Jones (Higher WAR than Todd Helton) Chase Utley (Higher WAR than Willie McCovey) Please argue below.
The entire Hall of Fame ballot this year: Bobby Abreu, Carlos Beltrán, Ryan Braun, Mark Buehrle, Shin-Soo Choo, Edwin Encarnación, Gio González, Alex Gordon, Cole Hamels, Félix Hernández, Torii Hunter, Andruw Jones, Matt Kemp, Howie Kendrick, Nick Markakis, Daniel Murphy, Dustin
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Operation Bears/Eagles alliance was a resounding success. Until next time, boys. 🫡
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what the actual hell is going on
Government shutdown is over, and we're baaackkkkk! But let's be honest: did you really miss us at all?
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