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🍑 Buttcoin Maxi 🍑 Master of plebs | Touched by the tism | Crypto, tech, macro, and the art of staying curious
Andromeda : Sector 7
Joined June 2022
Peter Steinberger is joining OpenAI to drive the next generation of personal agents. He is a genius with a lot of amazing ideas about the future of very smart agents interacting with each other to do very useful things for people. We expect this will quickly become core to our
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Uber has no cars. Airbnb has no houses. The CFTC has no regulators.
The agency’s flagship Chicago office now has zero enforcement attorneys, according to a report. In the last year, monetary relief secured by the CFTC plunged by over 99.9%.
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This you?
Purposefully turning off the halftime show Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences (which equals viewership for them) You are their benefit. Realize you have power. Turn off this halftime. A fake American
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virtuals launching 60-day reversible tokens this month. agents that don't hit aGDP targets automatically refund initial capital. you can't unwind a normal token launch but virtuals escrows everything with conditional access. removes rug risk from agent speculation. institutional
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Not seeing any real selling into the close on a Friday for the first time in a long time
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Keep your feet on the ground. We're not going to 150k tomorrow. If you want to survive (and make money), you need to be clear-headed and separate investing from trading. Trading is about risk management, timing and patience. Investing is about vision, time and stomach.
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WE ARE TIRED OF WINNING, MR PRESIDENT 😂
BREAKING: Our traders forecast Bitcoin to drop as low as $69,000 this month
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Higher $Buttcoin
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@StephenMarsy @0xEthan Yes, $buttcoin is financial freedom and there is no second best. Sailor has just been spelling it wrong all along.
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@_Shadow36 The thing is, I don't know any other way. I don't know the "right way" these coins are supposed to launch. I'm supposed to do X, pay Y to tweet this, then contact Z who can do ... something? . I just wanna shitpost and spread some fun around! Same thing I did 15 years ago!
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Matt's a Buttcoiner because he gets it. The whole reason I started Buttcoin 15 years ago and have $Buttcoin now is because it's funny, it's not taken too serious and I thought people would want to own a bit of crypto history. The logo is a cartoon butt. If you're wailing and
@StephenMarsy @0xEthan bitcoin is going to go up, clearly it’s going higher in the future. People will look back at this dip as an opportunity. But plenty of assets will go up 2-3x in a year or two. bitcoin is too serious for me right now, it doesn’t bring light or joy. Look closely at what it does to
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Bitcoin -13% Solana and Ethereum -21% Silver -27% This is a run of the mill risk off move where lowest quality goes down the hardest and then everything bounces. They can go down quickly but they can also go back up just as quickly. Focus. This is when real money is made.
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I’m so relieved. I was nearly certain we wouldn’t get another chance to buy $74,000 Bitcoin. The stress was unbearable and now I suddenly feel an incredible lightness of spirt and a full release. Much needed. Might get a massage and drink some kombucha today too. All is well. 🙏
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The best performing group from 2017-2025 that kept their sanity and made it were btc maxis who just kept buying btc Alt maxis outperformed them massively during alt seasons but eventually zero’d out I think over the next 4-8 years this repeats with zec
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Stop pretending this space is about innovation when clowns run scams with confidence $TROVE This scene has become so ugly I really miss the AI Meta and the glorious run of Fartcoin to 3b...
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