Damn it. Now we have to play the Warriors in the first round.

Programming note: the squad is still pretty under the weather. The Masked Man Show will return later this week. Thanks for your patience! @DavidShoemaker @Kazeem @brianhwaters

Can't prove it, but I think these are pictures from Chauncey Billups' poker games.

The Sports Equinox wasn't worth this much baseball.

This shit is approaching WrestleMania 35 run time. Someone end it please.

Joey Lightyears has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Programming note: The Masked Man Show will drop tomorrow (Tuesday) instead of today. Thanks! @DavidShoemaker @Kazeem @brianhwaters

.@Kazeem has some very direct advice for @WWEJeVonEvans.

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @DavidShoemaker and @Kazeem have a loaded show which includes a wild metaphor for Dominik Mysterio’s rise to the top, a real-talk message to Je’Von Evans, interesting scenarios regarding the World title and some fun Halloween talk. https://t.co/AfQnzJSLJk

.@Kazeem going all out on a Thursday morning lmao

Okay, but when is this media tour starting?

Hello media consumers: Follow us here for more Press Box fun. #ithinkthatsright https://t.co/Pmnqb4Jpye

Now entering the neck tattoo era, shoutout to Dragunov! @Kazeem @DavidShoemaker

.@DavidShoemaker says Adam Hangman Page reminds him of Bret Hart. Does that make Bryan Danielson the inverse Hulk Hogan of AEW? @Kazeem @brianhwaters

Gray haired Sting is Bad@$$! Could Deadman Undertaker pull off the same look? @DavidShoemaker @Kazeem

Head inside the fish tank fillers with water, too dangerous or should we suspend our disbelief and let the artists go to work? @DavidShoemaker @Kazeem

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @DavidShoemaker and @Kazeem discuss #WrestleDream highlights including the “I Quit” match and they have a Hangman Page epiphany. They also discuss Cody Rhodes’s darkside, Ilja Dragunov’s return and reflect on the life of Sir Mo. https://t.co/llbMxJHxXC

.@cruzkontrol had a hell of a time at SmackDown in San Jose tonight.

Sami vs Ilya was really great to see live at #WWESMACKDOWN with @cruzkontrol & @roheblius

Dragunov coming for the both the US title and Neck Tattoo title in the same night is historic. @DomMysterio35 @CodyRhodes

My daughter today after I picked her up from school: “Dad, who’s better at basketball - you or Steph Curry?” I know we’re not supposed to have favorite children but…