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Tacoma, WA
Joined July 2011
Dude, the sheer amount of people who waited until Dec 24th to then use Doordash to Christmas shop for them is insane. TVs, art supplies, COMPUTERS...like god damn Decent money though until AWS got drunk and puked glitter everywhere
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You know, if we collectively all stopped paying taxes.......
EXCLUSIVE -- @FBI Director Kash Patel now rides around in an armored BMW X5 at times. He ordered taxpayers pay $1M++ for a small fleet of them, sources said, claiming they helped him be more "covert" than SUVs the FBI normally uses. W @KDilanianMSNOW
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I love how college football fans are losing their collective minds about 2 "bad" games this weekend as if the top ranked teams dont play 7 games a year vs schools you're pretty sure lost accreditation decades ago in a debacle about skirts being above knees
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As a now former rideshare driver, we really only judge you on a few things. 1. Did you just put out a cig/joint as you open my door? 2. Are you a total douchebag with a horrid attitude as you enter? He flags the second instantly if the music is "profiling" I listen to rap too
ESPN’s Ryan Clark accuses Uber drivers of “musically profiling” him by changing the songs to rap songs when he gets in the car.
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Whalers, not even close here
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Been there LOL Had the gal contestant from Rockstar: INXS on stage and my co-engineer and I were absolutely staring. Him- "Man, I wish the straps on that shirt would fail" She looks us dead in the eyes and takes a bra strap to her elbow. Talkback mic was live, right in her ear
“I think we’re still on the air, Tim.” Nothing can prepare you for this all-time great hot mic moment
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If you think this owns ANYONE but the driver/server/etc - you are insanely misinformed or obtuse as fuck Throw the vitriol at the companies that are paying wages they expect you, the customer, to bring to "standards" FWIW I also hate tipping culture, but start at the problem
@FearedBuck Tipping, a side-effect from slavery, is a psyop created by the business ruling class to pit the middle class against the working class Engaging in tip-shaming or forms of social compliance to continue tipping works solely to continue this abuse Never tip if you don't want to
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Pouring rain for the <checks notes> 7th day in a row, flooding tons of streets, levees have broken. Still gotta work. Go online (DD) and the first offer goes across a bridge that got washed out (add 15 miles) - 17 miles (32 total) for $3 Eat fucking shit
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How do I know I have no life? Tesla hit me with "you are in the top 25% of all drivers for mileage this year" (only really "drove" for 4 months) on the same day Steam let me know I had almost 800 achievements this year.
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You slamming down the asian person probably a bit too on the nose there, chucklefuck I wish you a very "good riddance"
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Invert the batting averages and one of these is my MLB The Show character LOL
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Damn, the Seahawks vs a LITERAL GRANDFATHER game is really ending well LOL
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The only one doing any cooking in this family is his brother
Congrats to Fernando Mendoza ... nice memorized, rehearsed speech ... but Diego Pavia deserved this award for his performance on the field, even if his swagger and edge rubbed some voters and viewers the wrong way.
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It's 850am, the mall opens at 10, and there are HUNDREDS of people Iined up outside. Asked why. The Pokémon machine gets restocked at noon. What the actual fuuuuu
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Watching the GameAwards when suddenly I have a "WHAT THE FUCK?!" moment LOL So, if you ever wonder why my emote prefix isnt "crump".... Also I guess Hello @MurderCrumpet love the name haha
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Disliked the team in the first place, but holy christ on a shingle, thanks for the validation
Breaking: Notre Dame is withdrawing its name from consideration for a bowl game and will not play again this season. The decision comes after the Fighting Irish did not make the 12-team CFP.
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Dr Pepper
The nastiest soda flavor to ever exist is _______.
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