Sim Crowther 🏂🇺🇦🇫🇷🇨🇭🇦🇹🇮🇹
@CrowtherSim
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Social value writer. Former teacher and rugby coach. Current alpine snowboard legend! Views nicked. Fits through a door. European. ❤️mountains.
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Joined April 2020
Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen Rylan and Ant Middleton in the same room?.
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Genius.
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Who else is surprised that the Reform asylum plans devised by Zia Yusuf and launched via multiple mainstream platforms by the fagash fascist yesterday have turned out to be totally unworkable, inhumane batshit?.
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If you're not coming home with a bottle of cheap booze wrapped in a punctured lilo, have you even been on a foreign holiday?.
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Whenever politicians talk about what 'the British people' think or feel, I don't know who tha f&ck they're talking about. 🤷♂️.
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RT @RussInCheshire: Farage is taking bollocks on remigration, but that's not news. What's news is that Labour lets him define what we talk….
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I want to hear what the Greens have to say. I want to hear what the Lib Dem policies are. I want balance and proper challenge but all we're getting is Reform insanity poured into our ears. The danger isn't from asylum seekers. It's all from far right media and billionaires.
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Holiday incoming. School holiday prices can finally do one!
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Just had a back-to-school dream. Haven't taught for 3 years. Great.
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Time for the annual maths challenge. Is it possible to survive on thruppence ha'penny a day and not go back to work. ever?.
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One of the most appalling question 'headlines' I've ever seen from a mainstream broadcaster.
Is it time for gunboats to help stop the people smugglers?. Analysis from Sky's @JonCraig ⬇️
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Is it the xenophobia, racism and hopelessness of 2 blokes with a ladder?
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Had a casual chat with a nutritionist yesterday. Protein shakes and supplements are bullsh!t. You're welcome.
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I've seen two flags within walking distance of my house. One has been used as a bathroom curtain for about 20 years and the other is on a stick in the front garden of a bungalow owned by an elderly lunatic with a gnome fetish. It's not cool. It's not patriotic and you look nuts.
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RT @PoliticsJOE_UK: "People screaming and shouting outside when people aren't having a good time anyway, it's not going to help anyone.". T….
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