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Historian for hire / Big nerd Masshole burdened with delusions of wit All opinions belong to Dread Cthulhu

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8 years
To anyone following me expecting some brilliant mind on history or civic activism. yeah, no. You're getting a nerdy dork who likes cats.
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1 year
Just hopping on here to introduce a new little buddy:.This is Milo. He likes running around at full speed, cuddles, fighting my computer screen, and trying to kill my feet. He is the best void.
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2 years
I'm not really on Twitter much for reasons that amount to my own sanity and not wanting to be part of a certain someone's glee club, but I poke in now and again. Because apparently I said something nice once and that helps some folks out, and that makes me happy.
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2 years
RT @FF_XIV_EN: Presenting the ARR 10th Anniversary Sweepstakes! ✨ 🔔 Follow @‌FF_XIV_EN.🔁 RT this tweet.📝 Reply wit….
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RT @loganbonner: A while back, I made an image of a pnoll. Well, now I’ve made it a playable ancestry for #Pathfinder2E! All sales of this….
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RT @ButWitRaptors: No man can kill me.
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RT @OKWildlifeDept: Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear,.you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.
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2 years
Denny's exists to feed theater-kids post-show and for people who want to go to Waffle House but don't know how to fight.
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2 years
RT @paizo: There have been many questions about the future of AI art and text within the TTRPG industry. The short answer is: Paizo stands….
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2 years
Even as a historian it is sometimes difficult for me to imagine the distant past. I mean, before the invention of big trucks, locomotives, and airplanes what was there for small boys to obsess over?.
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2 years
RT @bunnalien: BONCLES
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RT @LaurenWalshArt: Happy first birthday, Woubble!. He changed my life and so did all of you. 💚
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RT @WryCritic: Reached 3⃣5⃣ THOUSAND followers ✨ Thank you, have a fun-sized pterosaur to cuddle 🫂
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RT @siyann_stuff: Manticorgi,.The one and only !
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2 years
Fall of the Berlin Wall and the coup against Gorbachev. I grew up in DC. I was too young to really understand, but that my father was scared stuck with me. My father dived with sharks and barracuda and -this- frightened him. A sobering thing to a little boy.
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Taylor Swift
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outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?
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2 years
RT @MigueOchoNueve: JAJAJAJA surrealista #PS4share
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RT @LaurenWalshArt: Woubble made his first cosplay! He made the wig and vest all by himself from things he found in his dungeon. He’s hopin….
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RT @CrowsFault: Trying to pick a mount for my dinosaur riding asteroid-hating kobold paladin in #Pathfinder2e #ttrpg.
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Trying to pick a mount for my dinosaur riding asteroid-hating kobold paladin in #Pathfinder2e #ttrpg.
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2 years
Thread.
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In 2018, "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial" was published in the British Medical Journal. It sought to determine if wearing a parachute when jumping from a plane had any impact on survivability. It did not.
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