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@CrowsFault

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Historian for hire / Big nerd Masshole burdened with delusions of wit All opinions belong to Dread Cthulhu

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Joined October 2011
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@CrowsFault
Matthew
8 years
To anyone following me expecting some brilliant mind on history or civic activism... yeah, no. You're getting a nerdy dork who likes cats.
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1 year
Just hopping on here to introduce a new little buddy: This is Milo. He likes running around at full speed, cuddles, fighting my computer screen, and trying to kill my feet. He is the best void.
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2 years
I'm not really on Twitter much for reasons that amount to my own sanity and not wanting to be part of a certain someone's glee club, but I poke in now and again. Because apparently I said something nice once and that helps some folks out, and that makes me happy.
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@FF_XIV_EN
FINAL FANTASY XIV
3 years
Presenting the ARR 10th Anniversary Sweepstakes! ✨ https://t.co/mPmxrlsnAc 🔔 Follow @‌FF_XIV_EN 🔁 RT this tweet 📝 Reply with in-game name, home world, and #FFXIV10thSweepstakes For full terms and conditions, please see the official rules at https://t.co/DKYSyCxy7V
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@loganbonner
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5 years
A while back, I made an image of a pnoll. Well, now I’ve made it a playable ancestry for #Pathfinder2E! All sales of this product will go to charity. You can get it on itch or DTRPG. #pnoll Please share! https://t.co/WwGRwGrcdP https://t.co/rwFZ2G4tbk
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@ButWitRaptors
But With Raptors
3 years
No man can kill me.
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@OKWildlifeDept
Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation
3 years
Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.
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3 years
Denny's exists to feed theater-kids post-show and for people who want to go to Waffle House but don't know how to fight.
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@paizo
Paizo
3 years
There have been many questions about the future of AI art and text within the TTRPG industry. The short answer is: Paizo stands with artists and writers.
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Matthew
3 years
Even as a historian it is sometimes difficult for me to imagine the distant past. I mean, before the invention of big trucks, locomotives, and airplanes what was there for small boys to obsess over?
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@LaurenWalshArt
LaurenWalshArt
3 years
Happy first birthday, Woubble! He changed my life and so did all of you. 💚
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@siyann_stuff
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3 years
Manticorgi, The one and only !
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3 years
Fall of the Berlin Wall and the coup against Gorbachev. I grew up in DC. I was too young to really understand, but that my father was scared stuck with me. My father dived with sharks and barracuda and -this- frightened him. A sobering thing to a little boy.
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Taylor Swift
3 years
outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?
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@MigueOchoNueve
Migue 🌻
3 years
JAJAJAJA surrealista #PS4share
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@LaurenWalshArt
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3 years
Woubble made his first cosplay! He made the wig and vest all by himself from things he found in his dungeon. He’s hoping @matthewmercer can sign this funny book he found.
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3 years
Trying to pick a mount for my dinosaur riding asteroid-hating kobold paladin in #Pathfinder2e #ttrpg
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Matthew
3 years
Trying to pick a mount for my dinosaur riding asteroid-hating kobold paladin in #Pathfinder2e #ttrpg
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Matthew
3 years
Thread.
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c0nc0rdance
3 years
In 2018, "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial" was published in the British Medical Journal. It sought to determine if wearing a parachute when jumping from a plane had any impact on survivability. It did not.
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Stained Karbon Maps
3 years
FINALLY A NEW MAP! OPEN IT, ITS SO LONG! I need to stop doing this to myself lol Had the great pleasure of collabing with @fluffy_folio on this one, they made the cutest little critter for it, they live in little mud and leaf huts and stab people.
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