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@Criswell

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Cranky tech jerk. @CriswellGames my gaming account. https://t.co/Yfv6qZW2Df Musk is a baby

Joined September 2008
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@Criswell
Criswell
3 years
burn this place down
@Criswell
Criswell
9 years
I should tweet and shit
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@Criswell
Criswell
2 years
Just a reminder Musk is a dipshit. Leave this platform already.
@Criswell
Criswell
3 years
@carterforva What you mean this picture?
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@Revolvermag
revolvermag
3 years
💄 TOOL's MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN challenged Florida's new anti-drag laws by wearing prosthetic breasts and lipstick during last night's show in Daytona Beach. 📸 See photos of TOOL's whole set https://t.co/maPt3ocMwf
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@tmorello
Tom Morello
3 years
Oh NOW these chodes wanna wear masks!
@WinterForMT
Tom Winter
3 years
It’s almost like these two movements are connected?
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@Criswell
Criswell
3 years
Remember kids, conservatives are for limited government and no nanny state https://t.co/m95y3Bxbvf
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@AFLCIO
AFL-CIO ✊
3 years
@LPNational
Libertarian Party
3 years
In the workplace, a child will learn valuable skills they can’t apply elsewhere. At public schools, they learn to hate their parents and the very things that make them free.
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@Criswell
Criswell
3 years
I keep coming back thinking maybe Twitter doesn't suck now, and every time I do I realize it sucks even more. Twitter is basically 4chan these days, racist and toxic assholes are amplified, and it's all gone to shit....
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@Criswell
Criswell
3 years
Santos is an incredible example of how utterly stupid conservatives are. Like, how do you not realize how easy it is for people to catch you fraudulently claiming unemployment?
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@JanusTiresias
Tiresias 🇵🇸
3 years
Really? Why not?
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@meganamram
Megan Amram
3 years
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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@meganamram
Megan Amram
3 years
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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@Criswell
Criswell
3 years
Welp, it's been fun everyone, but as it stands right now the Twitter integration with video game consoles (how I power my @CriswellGames account) no longer works... #RIPTwitter #Twittershutdown #TwitterOFF
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@michaelharriot
Michael Harriot
3 years
Told y’all
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@bestofdyingtwit
Best of Dying Twiter
3 years
oh. my. god.
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@efropoker
Eric Froehlich
3 years
RIP Elon Twitter Nov 2022 - Nov 2022
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@capitolhunters
capitolhunters
3 years
Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. đź§µ1/
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@rlycalm
Diana
3 years
As an engineer at Twitter, I can confirm that Elon Musk doesn’t understand anything about our website, or coding in general. Not gonna lie, we laugh REALLY hard about it behind his back. We’ve been calling him ���the CEO,” but it stands for Code Efficiency 0.
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@IGN
IGN
3 years
What if this was our final tweet
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@Criswell
Criswell
3 years
Imagine going through all this and still thinking Elon Musk is a smart man
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@JPHilllllll
Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell)
3 years
Elon really just tweeted this. Jesus
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