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📊 A statistical breakdown of Messi’s performances from 2010 to 2013 (1/1/2010 - 1/1/2013) which is arguably the greatest 3 year peak of this century.
[ 🧵 | A Thread ]
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🇵🇹Ronaldo vs 🇦🇷Messi Random H2H Stats📊
🇵🇹 Ronaldo:
21 Goals when both were on the pitch.
7 G+A in 16 Losses
3 Wins with 0 G+A
🇦🇷 Messi:
19 Goals when both were on the pitch.
3 G+A in 11 Losses
3 Wins with 0 G+A
Ronaldo isn’t as bad as everyone thinks he is vs Messi.
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@messihisdog
ur goat against relegation sides after losing the title to ronaldo in 11/12 💀💀💀💀💀 bodied that fraud pessi
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🇵🇹CR7 League Stats 📊
(16/9/2014 - 12/12/2014)
⚽️23 Gls (1.94 p90)
🅰️8 Ast (0.67 p90)
📌31 G+A (2.6 p90)
🪄8 Ast from 12BCC (%67)
🔑32 Kps (2.69)
🐐10/12 MOTM
✅9.31 Avg Rating
🥅%62.5 Shots on target
💥8.08 G-xG
💫8.86 xA
BONUS: 4 Hattricks (13 Goals) with 7.28 xG 🤯
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🇫🇷 Zidane EURO 2000 Stats 📊
• 491 Mins
• 2 Gls (0.36)
• 1 Assist (0.18)
• 3 G+A (0.55)
• 1 NPG (0.18)
• 5 BCC (0.9)
• 2 BCM (0.36)
• 6 NPG+BCC (1.1)
• 18 Kp (3.3)
• 3 SoT (0.55)
• 14 Def actions (2.56)
• 24 Successful Dribbles (4.4)
()=p90
{ Sofascore }
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🇧🇷Neymar 31/7/2022 - 21/8/2022 Stats 📊
• 359 Mins
• 7 Goals (1.75)
• 6 Assists (1.5)
• 13 G+A (3.26)
• 9 BCC (2.25)
• 1 BCM (0.25)
• 17 Kp (4.26)
• 8 Successful Dribbles (2)
• 7 SoT (1.75)
- Scored 33% of PSG’s goals
- Contributed to 62% of PSG’s goals
{ Sofascore }
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🇫🇷 How good is Kylian Mbappe in the UCL❓
📊 A statistical breakdown of his campaigns and overall stats in the tournament.
[ 🧵 | A Thread ]
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🇦🇷Messi vs 🇧🇷Neymar vs 🇵🇹Cristiano vs 🇫🇷Mbappe 📊
📍17/18 League stats (all per 90)
ℹ️Sources: Fbref, Sofascore
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🎬 Cristiano Ronaldo 🆚 Osasuna (H)
LaLiga 09/10
Certain players will never reach these levels.
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% Of Team’s Key Passes in UCL + League 📊
(17/18 - 21/22)
🇵🇹 Cristiano 🇦🇷 Messi
17/18: 7.3% 17/18: 20.4%
18/19: 11% 18/19: 21.4%
19/20: 9.8% 19/20: 23%
20/21: 7.88% 20/21: 17.8%
21/22: 7.67% 21/22: 15.1%
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@FCB_ACEE
thanks ace! you keep me up to date on Ronaldo and Al Nassr when you have “Lionel Messi fan” in your bio. appreciate it buddy 👍
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sorry but wtf?
Al Nassr Ronaldo < Inter Miami Messi
Juventus Ronaldo > PSG Messi
Real Madrid Ronaldo < Barcelona Messi
Man United Ronaldo < Barcelona Messi
Portugal Ronaldo < Argentina Messi
Time to spit some facts ‼️
Al Nassr Ronaldo > Inter Miami Messi
Juventus Ronaldo > PSG Messi
Real Madrid Ronaldo > Barcelona Messi
Man United Ronaldo > Barcelona Messi
Portugal Ronaldo > Argentina Messi
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🇵🇹 Ronaldo vs Al-Tai
• 3 Goals
• 3 Key Passes
• 2 BCC
• 3 SoT
• 1 Successful Dribble
• 2/4 Acc. Crosses
• 0.94 xG
• 0.7 xA
THE GOAT 🐐🐐🐐
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🇧🇪 Kevin De Bryune 🆚 Crystal Palace
• 2 NPG
• 1 Assist
• 0.09 xG 💀
• 0.97 xA
• 4 Key Passes
• 2 BCC
• 2/2 Long Balls
• 2/11 Crosses 💀
• 2 Shots on Target
• 3/6 Duels won
• 3 Cl + Int + Tackles
• 10/10 Match Rating
The best midfielder in the world.
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🇦🇷🇺🇾🇧🇷MSN vs 🇵🇹 Ronaldo (14/15 - 16/17)📊
🇪🇺 UCL:
🇺🇾Suarez: 18
🇧🇷Neymar: 17
🇦🇷Messi: 27
= 62 (/3 ≈ 21)
🇵🇹Ronaldo: 38 ☠️
🇪🇸League Goals:
🇧🇷Neymar: 59
🇺🇾Suarez: 84
🇦🇷Messi: 106
= 249 (/3 = 83)
🇵🇹Ronaldo: 108 ☠️
CR7 Had 5 league goal benzema and injured bale😭
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%27 chose Ronaldo 😭
Messi is the clear option here
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🇭🇷Modric UCL KO 2018 Stats
517 Mins
0 Gls
0 Ast
294/326 Accurate Passes (90%)
1 BCC (0.17)
4 Kp (0.7)
14 SCA (2.43)
0.3 xA (0.05🤡)
1/6 Crosses (16%)
21/28 Long balls (75%)
27/62 Dw (grd+aerial) (43%)
39 PrgP (6.7)
10 PrgC (1.74)
18 Int+Cl+Tckl (3)
Ballon d’Or winner 😭😭
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🇳🇱 Wesley Sneijder World Cup 2010 KOs
390 Mins
4 Goals (0.92)
1 Assist (0.23)
5 G+A (1.15)
5 Key Passes (1.15)
13 Cl+Int+Tckl (3)
%71.4 Team Goal Contribution
5 Decisive G+A
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🇦🇷Messi & 🇵🇹Cristiano Since joining their new clubs:
- 🇵🇹:
• Scored 36.5% of Al-Nassr’s goals
• Contributed to 46.2% of Al-Nassr’s Goals
- 🇦🇷:
• Scored 34% of Inter Miami’s goals
• Contributed to 49% of Inter Miami’s goals
They’re 39 and 36 and still carrying their teams.
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🇫🇷Platini EURO 1984 Stats 📊
480 Mins
• 9 Goals (1.68)
• 1 Assist (0.19)
• 10 G+A (1.87)
• 8 NPG (1.5)
• 1 BCC (0.19)
• 1 BCM (0.19)
• 9 NPG+BCC (1.7)
• 11 Kp (2.06)
• 15 SoT (2.8)
• 6 Dribbles (1.1)
• 24 Def. (4.5)
• 64.2% of Team’s Goals Scored
{ Sofascore }
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إِنَّا ِلِلَّٰهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُونَ
Death can come at any moment; it doesn’t wait. Repent to God and become a better person as soon as possible
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Messi Vs Ronaldo in UCL (Since 17/18):
Gls: 0.83>0.77 🇵🇹
Ast: 0.31>0.17 🇦🇷
G+A: 1.08>1 🇦🇷
BCC: 0.66>0.26 🇦🇷
NPG: 0.64>0.62 🇵🇹
xG: 0.74>0.63 🇵🇹
xA: 0.31>0.15 🇦🇷
Kp: 2.57>1.3 🇦🇷
SCA: 6.5>3.9 🇦🇷
Tkl + Int + Clr: 1.33>1.02 🇵🇹
*P90 stats
{Fbref, MessivsRonaldo}
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🇦🇷 Messi vs 🇵🇹 Ronaldo H2H BCC Stat 📊
(Since 9/10)
🇦🇷 Messi: 6 Assists from 13 BCC (%46.1)
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 1 Assist from 1 BCC (%100)
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🇫🇷Kylian Mbappe Complete UCL KO Match History 🇪🇺
ℹ️Opta-Assists only
RTs are appreciated 🤝
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Random stats i found
- 🇵🇹 Ronaldo 13 Goals in 5 Matches
- 🇵🇹 Ronaldo Back to Back to Back Hat-tricks
- 🇦🇷 Messi 13 Goals in 4 Matches
- 🇦🇷 Messi 19 Goals in 7 Matches
RT Pessi and Penaldo fans 🤩🫵
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in terms of goalscoring alone, who is more complete?
🇦🇷 Messi
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🇵🇹 Ronaldo
477
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📊Most G+A per 90 in UCL According to FBref:
🥇Erling Haaland 🇳🇴: 1.38
🥈Lionel Messi 🇦🇷: 1.12
🥉Kylian Mbappe 🇫🇷: 1.11
4️⃣ Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹: 1.04
5️⃣ Robert Lewandowski 🇵🇱: 1.03
* This doesn’t include all players, only those that i analyzed
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% Of NPG Against Bottom 6 Teams
🇵🇹 Cristiano:
-14/15: 18/38 (47%)
-11/12: 11/34 (32%)
-10/11: 11/32 (34%)
🇦🇷 Messi:
-12/13: 16/42 (38%)
-11/12: 13/40 (32%)
-14/15: 16/38 (42%)
-09/10: 11/33 (33%)
-18/19: 9/32 (28%)
-17/18: 12/32 (37%)
-16/17: 10/31 (32%)
Top 20 with most NPG in a season in top 5 leagues in 21th century:
1-Messi🇦🇷12/13: 42
2-Messi🇦🇷11/12: 40
3-C.Ronaldo🇵🇹14/15: 38
4-Messi🇦🇷14/15: 38
5-Suarez🇺🇾15/16: 37
6-C.Ronaldo🇵🇹11/12: 34
7-Lewandowski🇵🇱20/21: 33
8-Ibrahimovic🇸🇪15/16: 33
9-Messi🇦🇷08/09: 33
10-Higuain🇦🇷15/16: 33
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📊 Most G+A per 90 in UCL (only players that i’ve analyzed are included)
[ FBref , Transfermarkt ]
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Cristiano Ronaldo 🆚 Atletico Madrid (H)
Copa del Rey Final 12/13
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Kylian Mbappe vs Barcelona (H)
UCL 23/24 Quarterfinals
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Messi Vs Ronaldo Euro/Copa Campaigns based on a pointing system i made 👍
1- 🇦🇷 Copa 2016
2- 🇦🇷 Copa 2021
3- 🇵🇹 Euro 2016
4- 🇵🇹 Euro 2012
5- 🇵🇹 Euro 2021
6- 🇦🇷 Copa 2007
7- 🇵🇹 Euro 2004
8- 🇦🇷 Copa 2015
9- 🇵🇹 Euro 2008
10- 🇦🇷 Copa 2011
11- 🇦🇷 Copa 2019
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🇵🇹CR7 09/10 LaLiga Stats
⏳27.4 90s
⚽️26 Goals (0.94)
🅰️7 Assists (0.25)
🤝33 G+A (1.2)
❎22 NPG (0.8)
🥅44.5% of SoT
💫91 Successful Dribbles (3.3)
🔑75 Key Passes (2.73)
✅Scored 31.7% Of Team’s Goals
✅Contributed to 40% Of Them
📈4 Gms w 10/10 Rating
📈14 Gms w 9+/10 Rating
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@RedPhoenixOG
first game after 1.5 months + back from injury can’t decide everything based off of one match tbf
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🇦🇷 Messi 🆚 🇵🇹 Cristiano 🆚 🇫🇷 Mbappe
UCL per 90 Stats (since 17/18) 📊
{Fbref , Sofascore , MessivsRonaldo}
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Cristiano Ronaldo 🆚 Cagliari (H)
20/21 Serie A
Filler comp
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🇦🇷 Messi vs 🇵🇹 CR7 UCL NPG+BCC per Season since 10/11
10/11: 15>11 🇦🇷
11/12: 21>13 🇦🇷
12/13: 15>11 🇵🇹
13/14: 19>8 🇵🇹
14/15: 26>9 🇦🇷
15/16: 19>9 🇵🇹
16/17: 20>16 🇵🇹
17/18: 16>9 🇵🇹
18/19: 20>9 🇦🇷
19/20: 10>4 🇦🇷
20/21: 5>3 🇦🇷
21/22: 6=6
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foden > saka
haaland isn’t top 10 itw rn
fede underrated asf
rodrygo i wasn’t familiar with your game
vini good ball
portugal isn’t winning shit
city to advance
bellighost
BCC > xA
arsenal finna get cooked
did i miss anything?
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CR7 career decisions post 2018
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🇦🇷Messi vs Chelsea 11/12 UCL Semifinals 2nd Leg
0 Goals 🥶
1 Fugazi Assist 😳
2 Shots off Target 😈
1 Shot Blocked 🫣
Hit woodwork 2 Times 🤡
0/3 Crosses 😂
2 BCMs 🤯
1 Penalty miss 😇
36 Possession Lost 😲
116 Touches 😍
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🇵🇹CR7 Stats📊
(10/2/2018 - 3/4/2018)
⚽️21 Gls (1.98 p90)
🅰️4 Ast (0.37 p90)
📌25 G+A (2.35 p90)
🪄2 Ast from 4BCC (%50)
🔑16 Kps (1.66)
🐐6/10 MOTM
✅8.87 Avg Rating
🥅%54 Shots on target
💥5.4 G-xG (8.6xG) *League only
BONUS: 2 Hattricks (7 Goals) with 4.5 xG 🤯
No Ballon d’Or.
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Here’s the actual stats:
• Goals: Messi
• Assists: Hazard
• Successful Dribbles: Sofiane Boufal
• Chances Created: Memphis
• Most freekicks: idk
• Keypass p90: its defo not messi memphis had more
• OTB is useless
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🇵🇹CR7 Stats 📊
(21/1/2018 - 18/4/2018)
()=p90
⚽️26 Gls (1.8)
🅰️5 Ast (0.34)
🤝31 G/A (2.15)
💫2 Ast from 5BCC (%40)
🪄28 Successful Dribbles (1.98)
🔑23 Kps (1.6)
🥅%51 Shots On Target
🐐8/15 MOTM
✅8.78 Avg Rating
📈Scored against Opp. with 9.9 Avg Rank (Laliga)
No Ballon d’Or.
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🇺🇾Suarez 20/4/2016 - 14/5/2016 Laliga Stats 📊
⏳450 Mins
⚽️14 Gls (2.8)
🅰️4 Assists (0.8)
🤝18 G+A (3.6)
🪄4 BCC (0.8)
❌6 BCM (1.2)
🔑11 Kp (2.2)
🎯17 SoT (3.4)
💫7 Successful Dribbles (1.4)
🎩3 Hattricks
✅Scored 58.3% of Barca’s goals
✅Contributed to 75% of Barca’s goals
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📊 World Cup 2018 Stat Leaders
• Goals: Kane (6)
• Assists: Too many players (2)
• G+A: Kane/Griezmann (6)
• BCC: KDB (7)
• xG: Kane/Griezmann (3.8)
• xA: Neymar (2.7)
• Key Passes: Trippier (24)
• Throughballs: KDB (7)
• PrgC: Hazard (45)
• PrgP: Modric (78)
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🇧🇷Vini Jr in UCL KO (Detailed Match History) 📊
*𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃
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He’s actually really underrated and clear of podric
🚨 BREAKING: Toni Kroos RETIRES.
He’s leaving Real Madrid and retiring right after Euro 2024.
Legend. 🎩✨
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its so over it was nice knowing yall
BREAKING: IRAN AND ISRAEL HAVE JUST CLOSED THEIR AIRSPACE
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📊 Players with the most successful dribbles per 90 and the highest % of dribbles completed since the 2017-2018 season (League + International Cups | Club level)
* Randomly selected players, i’ll add more later on
{ Fbref , Sofascore }
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🎬 Cristiano Ronaldo 🆚 Villarreal (H)
LaLiga 09/10
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🇫🇷Mbappe UCL NPG and BCC Stats 📊
ℹ️ Both are p90
RT’s are appreciated
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🇵🇹CR7 Real Madrid Stats (15/16 - 17/18) 📊
()=p90
⚽️137 Gls (1.02)
🅰️34 Ast (0.25)
🤝171 G+A (1.27)
🪄24 Ast from 45BCC (%53)
🔑181 Kps (≈ 1.38)
🐐33/134 MOTM
💫154 Dribbles (1.14)
🌟71 Points won via G+A
✅Contributed to %40.3 of RMA’s goals (UCL+Laliga only)
RTRTRT
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@wnerd556
@thataniwitguy
@killeures
there is no physical evidence for dark matter yet it exists. we don’t have to physically see or feel or sense god with our 5 senses to be sure of his existence, we can see and feel the effects of God on the world can’t we? same as dark matter it makes up a huge number of the uni
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blud is really finished 😭😭😭😭
Lionel Messi is a doubt for the game vs Orlando City due to the rough challenge he received in the last game.
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3 Goals
2 Assists
5 BCC
2 BCM
13 Key Passes
23 Successful Dribbles
Comeback to this post
Predict Leo Messi Copa America 2024 stats 🇦🇷📊
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MESSI TWO?? HAHAHA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
📊| Champions League knockout away goals for Barcelona since 2017.
Messi - 2
Raphinha - 2
Griezmann - 1
Lewandowski - 1
Christensen - 1
Own Goal - 1
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World cup goat said so 🤷♂️
🚨 Mbappé: For me the Euros are more complicated than the World Cup.”
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🇵🇹 CR7 Stats in UCL KO Lost Ties with Juve 📊
• 570 Mins
• 4 Gls (0.63)
• 1 Ast (0.15)
• 5 G+A (0.79)
• 1 BCC (0.15)
• 8 Kp (1.26)
• 0.8 xA
• 3.8 NPGxA (0.6)
• 8 SoT (1.26)
• 29 SCA (4.58)
• 19 PrgP (3)
• 20 PrgC (3.15)
• 62.5% Goal Contribution
{ MvsR, FBref }
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Erling Haaland vs Real Madrid (A)
23/24 UCL Quarterfinals
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this you?? 😭😭🫵
Not too long ago Cristiano Ronaldo was carrying Manchester United in the Champions League 🤯
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🇵🇹Ronaldo vs Al Ain 🇦🇪
⏳120 Mins
⚽️1 Goal
🤝3 Chances Created
🔑3 Key Passes
✅1 Pen Won
🥅4 Shots OT
🙅♂️1 BCM
📈92% Pass accuracy
🪄1-2 Suc. Dribbles
not bad for a player who “ghosted”
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@callme_centt
@cnviolations
16 when they met and married when she was 18. thats what everyone says… some say she was 26 but i don’t know
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1: Overall
⏳17,482 Mins
()=p90
⚽️210 Goals (1.1)
🅰️76 Assists (0.4)
🤝286 G+A (1.47)
❎187 NPG (0.96)
💫9 FKs
- The stats below are for < 150 Matches -
()=P/G
🎁68 BCC (0.6)
🔑327 Kp (2.2)
🌟717 Successful Dribbles (4.8)
🐐89 MOTM
🎯400/791 SoT (50.5%)
🥅3.7 Shots per Goal
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@BarcaWorldwide
you can add paid partners to your posts without them actually knowing about it, that’s how it is on youtube and instagram so im assuming its the same for facebook
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@Onthetop22233
@illuminator010
scored 2 important goals and both of them were in the groupstage, zidane scored 2 goals and both were really important and in KOs while being the better playmaker aswell
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@jugadordepep
@Tezzathekchen
Mbappe is MILES clear 😭
Better Goalscorer and finisher? 🇫🇷
Better technique & dribbler? 🇫🇷
Better playmaker and passer? 🇫🇷
Big Games? 🇫🇷
name me one reason that haaland is better than mbappe
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Messi 16/9/2011 - 1/2/2013 (100 games)
⚽️ 125 Goals (1.29 p90)
🎯 38 Assists (0.38 per game)
💫 163 G+A (1.68 p90)
*These stats below are for 72 games only*
🪄 43 BCC
🎖️ 48/72 MOTMs
☠️ 296 Successful Dribbles
✅ 8.9 Avg Rating
The G.O.A.T 🐐.
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@wnerd556
@thataniwitguy
@killeures
if god had a creator then it cannot be god because god cannot have a creator.there people that are happy in this world aswell why aren’t they sad? this world is nothing but a test. it simply isn’t the end that is why we have the afterlife.
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iQ test: League alone
🇦🇷 Messi 22/23
435
🇵🇹 Ronaldo 21/22
120
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Bruno is fucking terrible with Portugal and is Selfish aswell. 4 BCC against nobodies but won’t crack 1 BCC against a decent team at the EUROs
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Ballon d’Or since 2008:
Ronaldo
Barca Player
Barca Player
Barca Player
Barca Player
Ronaldo
Ronaldo
Barca Player
Ronaldo
Ronaldo
Ronaldo (got robbed)
Barca Player
Barca Player
Ballon D'or since 2009:
Messi
Messi
Messi
Messi
Madrid player
Madrid player
Messi
Madrid player
Madrid player
Madrid player
Messi
Messi
Madrid player
Messi
Probably a Madrid player, this is insane man
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