Wanna be paid loads of money to play local football? Loads and bloody loads too???.....and then probably leave for somewhere else by Christmas? If so, we're not the club for you. We do though openly welcome all others to pre-season training, starting on Thurs 4 July - 7pm 👍⚽️🏐
I've calculated that even if we announce a new signing every week from now until September 2026......we still won't have as many players as
@TorringtonFC
😳🖋
#giveusachance
We've had our spies follow the
@StokeGabrielAFC
players this week ahead of our game tomorrow - 2.15 ko. We know the centre half is hung like a horse, one of the strikers is having an affair and the left back enjoys a mars bar each night before bedtime
#spygate
#swp
#margins
Get your fines out for the lads! Here is our fines list for the coming season. Let's see your teams! Over to you
@SandfordAfc
......then nominate another team 👍🏻
We are delighted to welcome local lad
@MaxGillard14
to the club. He comes with a wealth of experience having captained Exmouth Town recently and still only 24 years old he fits are profile perfectly.
Plus his grandad will be happy he’s now home with the kirton
We're delighted to announce ex-Willand Rovers shot stopper Mike Searle as our new keeper ahead of the 2021/22 season. Mike with 1st team gaffer Matt Trenaman proudly showing off our new keepers strip, sponsored by
@dolphin_devon
.
@Honiton_Town_Fc
@BoveyTraceyFC
@swpleague
@swsportsnews
Everything about this is pure local football. The penalty disappearing off into another orbit........followed by Bovey's number 11 who looks and walks like someone out of a 'little Britain' sketch. Absolutely glorious 👏👏👌
@KingPMoney
Do you regularly grind up against people in the fruit & veg isle? Get into a scrap and headbutt someone in the petfood section? Or, get your pissed up mate Dave to tell every girl you see in the frozen food section that you fancy them? Nah, didn't think so....
@Ivytownfc
@FCBodminTown
Well in that case.......we'd also like to announce the new signing of Ruben to the club. We've not spoken to Ruben or have any idea about who he plays for.........but welcome to the club fella 👍🏻😃
We'll keep this brief.......we plan to re-sign lots of players and are confident of signing several new players.
Simple.
Roll on the 2021/22 season 👍🏻⚽️⚽️
Our FA Vase journey to Wembley detours via
@NewtonSpurs
today - 3pm ko. We can't score at the minute.....and they can't keep 11 men on the pitch! All the makings for an absolute belter! ⚽️🏆🏐
Following recent announcements from other local football clubs, we can confirm that we will NOT be changing our name from 'Crediton United' to 'Crediton we're next door to Jackons and down the road from Graphic PLC and just over the hill from Tesco United'
Let’s finish the week with a new signing!Welcome to the club Lukie White, Lukie previously played at Alphington and Sidmouth. A versatile foward player that can play in numerous positions. He’s currently recovering from a broken leg, won’t be long before he’s unleashed in blue
Tomorrow we travel to
@MarjonPlymouth
- 3pm ko. Our hosts are otherwise known as 'The Johnies'.......which is ironic given the forecast tomorrow as we could well do with plenty of 'protection' from the sodding rain! 💦⚽️🎈
We would like to wish all our followers and fellow league members a very merry Christmas! We hope to be back in action at home to
@SidmouthTownAFC
on Mon 28 Dec - 11am ko. Until then, enjoy yourselves but please don't upset Les Dennis 👍🏻🎄🎁
Absolute nonsense rumours circulating that we purposefully postponed our cup quarter-final with Elburton tonight so our skipper Dave Lee could eat 17 pancakes. We will now try again at Elburton on Tues 15 March. Hopefully, we return to league action this Saturday at Elmore 🤞🥞
After a 5 week break we are back in action today away at
@NewtonSpurs
- 3pm ko. Expect to see around 37 ex disgruntled players from Sidmouth & Barnstaple in our squad today.......just kidding! Delighted to be back in action with the usual committed squad ⚽️🏐⚽️
Our winger lost a tooth in an accidental collision during our game last night but he is fine. Now, what is bloody hilarious......he asked our physio whilst being treated if it would grow back! 😂
#nolie
#milkteeth
Setting an example at Crediton !! First team captain Dave Lee, Reserves player and Club treasurer Mike Broome and Reserves player Ollie Collins fixing the new fencing behind the top goal. Hopefully we shan’t lose so many balls now !!
@sid_lambert
Roy Keane - built like a twig. Throws the ball at the back of Shearer's head but when face to face does nothing. Then, waits until people are in between to try and get to Shearer.....to then be held back by the Hulk that is David Beckham. Typical 'little man' syndrome in play..
Just been informed that no food will be served after our game today. Yep, you've guessed it......that time of the season when we travel to the University. 3pm ko
#standard
#KFCafterwards
?
#prayfordavelee
This isn't measured by success. This is just how it should be. Football isn't about singular people it's about everyone and i believe a sports club can not only bring people together but be a real driving force and a make difference to the community
@swpleague
@CreditonCourier
Tomorrow we return to league action as we travel to the fishiest part of Devon
@BrixhamAFC
- 3pm ko. What better plaice to visit during a sunny October day? (Fish)fingers crossed we cod be in for a belter.......⚽️🏐⚽️🐟
This weeks SWP Team of the Week are
@CreddyAFC
- The 16th placed "Kirton" beat Axminster Town 4-2 at Lords Meadow on Saturday and won 32% of the vote in a tightly contested 4 way battle!
@swsportsnews
Simply one of the greatest ever sporting comebacks from Tiger Woods 👏👏 Probably only 2nd to
@BrixhamAFC
when they came back from 4-1 down to beat us 5-4 a couple of years ago.....
Tomorrow we are away to
@NewtonSpurs
- 3pm ko. Our hosts have netted 8 times in the last week and we've netted fack all. All the ingredients for an absolute classic....
#kirton
So, the people of Crediton clearly believe that buying/eating copious amounts of pasta will somehow help combat the Coronavirus. As a result, my Mrs can now no longer cook me lasagna for my tea later. I'm done with this shit already.....
⚽️Tuesday night football……⚽️
We host Elmore AFC at Lords Meadow, 7:30 KO.
Get yourselves down and support our first team in their second game of the season. Refreshments available in the tea hut and the bar will be open after the game.
Tomorrow we make the long journey to
@torpointafc
- 3pm ko. A cracking ground to play football AND we get to go on a boat on the way! It doesn't get any better....⚽️🚢🛶⚽️
Tonights starting line up!!
1. E Chalk
2. A Whitfield
3. D Preece
4. D Lee
5. S Goss
6. K Pike
7. J Radford
8. A Billcock
9. J Mudge
10. S Corrick
11. S Stapleton
Subs- 12 K Ord 14. L Tottel 15. L Stevens 16. O Snow 17. M Howe
@swpleague
@NewtonSpurs
@swpleague
We have a hard drinking and heavy smoking keeper nearing 40, a centre half a stone overweight and another centre half turning 30 next year with the leagues worst haircut. We have a few kids too. Good game guys as always. Have a good Xmas & New Year 👍
#giveanyoneachance
Tonight 7:30pm KO⚽️
Get yourselves down to Lords Meadow tonight to watch our first team in league action, looking to stay undefeated 💪
Crediton United vs Sidmouth Town
Also, big thanks to Fids who’s got the pitch in great shape.
Full time: Crediton reserves 3:2 Sandford. Cracking game of football played out infront of 150+ crowd. I'm off to watch the Ryder Cup now......
#kirton
We are delighted to announce that Darren Pike has agreed to join the club as 1st team Assistant Manager for the coming season. Darren previously managed at local neighbours Witheridge AFC and we wish them well in their search for a new gaffer. Welcome to the club Pikey....👌⚽️
And the result is in.....
Crediton United 2
Dartmouth Fc
Goals scorers
Harvey Dorothy
Marcus Howe
It was a tight scrappy affair bit Creddy did just enough to see it out. Absolutley massive 3 points and for the first time this season Creddy are top!
Huge huge result!!
Todays man of the match goes to RB Aiden Whitfield. Crediton had much more of the possession in the first half but couldn't find the final ball. Up pops Alfie with an absolute screamer to make it 1 0 then shortly after the break scores the winner which was another belter
#legend
All week I've been trying to figure out who we're playing this weekend. I've heard rumours and outright lies about potential opposition. However, with the grateful help of Coleen Rooney I can now reveal...................................it's away to
@BrixhamAFC
- 3pm ko ⚽️🏐⚽️
Tonight’s Result
Crediton 2-1 Plymouth Argyle u18s
⚽️ Harvey Dorothy
⚽️ Dave Lee
Massive thank you to Plymouth for travelling up, 21 players getting more minutes
We look forward to hosting Barnstaple Town 2nds on Saturday 2pm Kick Off